@fuckthis (text)

[evocation]

hey
so me and wash and gene were gonna go on an adventure in the woods
see what we can find, you know?
but we're looking for a couple of people to bring with us
maybe two or three
gene's a medic, wash is a marine, and i'm a wizard with experience dealing with monsters and nasty magic
anyone that thinks they could round that out would be great
but no serial killers or anyone that would like
murder us in our sleep
and sorry, but no kids yet
i know some of you are gonna argue that, but we have no idea what we're dealing with and we don't want that on our consciences
anyway, let us know
thanks

Comments

@ drake

[nonscriptum]

i can't believe you would go behind my back like this

@dysmas :// text;

[chardismastic]

when you planning this little to do

@mikaelson

[tribridfreakshow]

i'll come

@rlutece

[originallutece]

Do you imagine a serial killer would be deterred by this?

In any case. If you come back with something interesting, I'd appreciate the chance to take a look at it. My laboratory is still being assembled, but I've enough equipment to test a fair few things.

@raylan · text

[ultimatums]

I'll come if you're real short

[ just. needs to sober himself up first. ]

Although at some point you're gonna have too many people and then everyone turns into a liability

@shadow

[itsaname]

[ Shadow doesn't think he can 'round out' a group like that. But here he is, offering anyway. ]

i'll go with you. i'm nothing special, but i'm not a serial killer.

@d.grayson

[identifier]

i'm available.

@username

[dualikey]

ohhhh so it's better if us kids go out on our own instead is that it?

@darkness

[evulsed]

"no kids"

you're so stupid

i bet the kids here can fight better than you can

not that it matters against the forest spirits

@riku

[equinoctials]

we've all died here so what exactly are you protecting the kids from?

@replica

[replicates]

don't waste your time
just say you don't want to be responsible for babysitting instead of trying to frame it like you're protecting us
not that we need it anyway

@islander

[carriedbylight]

It's your loss. The 'kids' are pretty skilled, but we'll just explore on our own.
Good luck!

[primordialerebus]

I don't count right? :/

@priestess

[voktys]

I have found the warning never works. Children perish as soon as they enter the city of Asshai, it is simply the city's own way. There are warnings, there are witnesses, and still, near every time a ship lands in the port, one child sailor decides he is surely going to break the wheel.

Sometimes, this is simply how it goes.

@parker

[webshoots]

You do remember being a kid, right?

Voice

[spitefullight]

[He isn't even surprised to see this going on. A part of him feels like the "no kid" rule is in direct response to his own behaviour towards Kyna a bit ago. Maybe it's not but he doesn't have to be happy to see this or even agree.

Regardless, he's going to say something.]

Do you mind if I at least see you all off at the edge of the forest before you go? If there is zombies or something in there I can at least offer you some protections against it.

[his voice is even and neutral as he says it.]

@missprincessmary; voice

[withsadness]

I don't want to go into the forest, so I'll be sad if the other kids leave me all alone to explore themselves!

[She's trying to help. Thank god the baby of the group wants nothing to do with exploring.]

It's too dark and too scary! Nobody fight anymore!

@five

[fogey]

[ wow, this post sure is HAPPENING ]

Well, this is going well.

[ dw, he's not volunteering. as a (1) serial killer, and a (2) child-looking person, that's tWO STRIKES. more seriously, group expeditions aren't his thing. so, obligatory comment aside -- ]

What direction are you planning on heading?

@ carnie

[ordinaryannie]

sorry you got torn apart for not wanting to lead a kindergarten field trip.

sounds like you have more than enough volunteers, but if you head out again, i have a few years of wilderness survival and dealing with unusual wildlife under my belt.

@witch — private.

[hext]

[ it is with no small amount of dismay that she absorbs the fallout of this request post. she takes her time, deciding how best she can offer something of herself in this environment. ]

your plate seems quite full, and yet—
would you have use for someone who can mentally read the area for approaching organic material?

[ she puts herself on a very great and precarious limb, here. wanda has really only told perhaps one other person. ]