@fuckthis (text)

[evocation]

hey
so me and wash and gene were gonna go on an adventure in the woods
see what we can find, you know?
but we're looking for a couple of people to bring with us
maybe two or three
gene's a medic, wash is a marine, and i'm a wizard with experience dealing with monsters and nasty magic
anyone that thinks they could round that out would be great
but no serial killers or anyone that would like
murder us in our sleep
and sorry, but no kids yet
i know some of you are gonna argue that, but we have no idea what we're dealing with and we don't want that on our consciences
anyway, let us know
thanks

Comments

[chardismastic]

you're going to have to i'm a little out of town
enjoy the tension a bit, pecos

[ultimatums]

Better hurry back before I get tired of waiting

[chardismastic]

sure i'll tell that to the freak monsters in the river

"just gonna hop across here, i got a booty call to answer"

[ultimatums]

Booty call makes it sound so crude

[chardismastic]

what terminology would you prefer

"impromptu tryst"? little victorian but then again you're an old fashioned kind of guy

[ultimatums]

Does it need a name

[chardismastic]

[ Well that was a hard left from jerking chains into Kill Bill sirens. ]

god no [ Must be really hard-up not to appreciate the joking. ] your roommate out of the way

[ultimatums]

Don't think she's too fond of the idea of me kicking her out
You know she carries throwing stars on her person?

[chardismastic]

can't say i'm surprised given the quality of sword she carries [ Literal ✨👀✨ about it, to be honest. ] never hurts to be prepared

room 301 then

[ultimatums]

Sure
Go wrestle your lake monsters

1/2

[chardismastic]

river* monsters

[chardismastic]

[ Except, about a minute later there's a second text to Raylan's tablet. ]

something came up
rain check for later all right

[ultimatums]

Alright

[ ugh. ]

Try not to get yourself killed

[chardismastic]

if i don't make it you can meet me in the church
easy access to my room there