@fuckthis (text)

[evocation]

hey
so me and wash and gene were gonna go on an adventure in the woods
see what we can find, you know?
but we're looking for a couple of people to bring with us
maybe two or three
gene's a medic, wash is a marine, and i'm a wizard with experience dealing with monsters and nasty magic
anyone that thinks they could round that out would be great
but no serial killers or anyone that would like
murder us in our sleep
and sorry, but no kids yet
i know some of you are gonna argue that, but we have no idea what we're dealing with and we don't want that on our consciences
anyway, let us know
thanks

Comments

[evulsed]

yeah? you backing them up now?

i'm right

they'd deserve it

[replicates]

i'm not backing anyone up
what they do or don't deserve isn't my business and i don't care

but you're proving their point and that's not a satisfaction i want them to have.

[evulsed]

i'm not going to shut up just because you don't like what i have to say

[replicates]

i never said i didn't like what you have to say.

but i don't like letting them win when the game's been set up against us
and i wanna even out the playing field.

[evulsed]

[ he can understand that, and while it doesn't take the wind out of his sails entirely, it slows him down enough to consider what the replica is postulating.

after a moment:]

fine

have it your way, puppet

[replicates]

[ so we're on a first name basis now. 👀 ]

puppet, huh
that's cute

[evulsed]

[ shut up!! ]

what are you talking about?

that's exactly what you are

[replicates]

can't be a puppet if i don't have the strings

maybe i'm darkness
like you

[evulsed]

don't make me laugh

whatever you might have been before, you aren't darkness anymore

[replicates]

your pets seem to think i am

[evulsed]

[ record scratch ]

what pets?

[replicates]

the ones you leave behind in your room
the ones you left at your grave

[evulsed]

those aren't my pets you ingrate

those are Unversed

[replicates]

pets
unversed
does it really matter
either way they belong to you

[evulsed]

and you think you understand them, do you?

[replicates]

that's kind of a stretch

but i don't think anyone else has tried to

[evulsed]

why bother?

don't you think that sort of thing is meant to be destroyed?

[replicates]

i don't know
maybe i'm just bored.

are they meant to be destroyed?

they like peanuts
raisins

[evulsed]

what else? light and dark are destined to clash

and they're made of emotion, idiot, they don't even eat

[ at least he knows how WHO has been leaving PEANUTS ALL OVER HIS ROOM ]

[replicates]

well i didn't
so you tell me what's next

they don't, but they seem to like them anyway

[ happy to help uwu ]

[evulsed]

[ he doesn't have an answer for this, he has literally never been in this posotion. he's also a little disturbed that this guy is what?? playing with his Unversed?? they're supposed to be the embodiment of aggressive, negative emotion, the traitors!! ]

don't get cocky

let your guard down and you'll regret it

[replicates]

wouldn't be the first time i did something i regret

ill take my chances.