@fuckthis (text)

[evocation]

hey
so me and wash and gene were gonna go on an adventure in the woods
see what we can find, you know?
but we're looking for a couple of people to bring with us
maybe two or three
gene's a medic, wash is a marine, and i'm a wizard with experience dealing with monsters and nasty magic
anyone that thinks they could round that out would be great
but no serial killers or anyone that would like
murder us in our sleep
and sorry, but no kids yet
i know some of you are gonna argue that, but we have no idea what we're dealing with and we don't want that on our consciences
anyway, let us know
thanks

Comments

[chardismastic]

but then how am i ever going to learn? i have to get out there, stretch my wings, all that shit

[ultimatums]

Wings, you say?
Think I found a hole in your argument
You're not naive at all, are you?

[chardismastic]

bold of you to assume all wings are feathered

[ultimatums]

So what are you, a little bug or something?

[chardismastic]

was leaning more towards a bat but hey your imagination can go where it likes

[ultimatums]

Of course you'd lean more towards a bat
Color me unsurprised

[chardismastic]

and what's that supposed to mean

[ultimatums]

Your predilection towards maintaining a certain aesthetic speaks for itself

[chardismastic]

"a certain aesthetic"

now if that isn't the ten gallon pot calling the kettle black

[ultimatums]

Hey, I just tried it on and it fit
What's your excuse?

[chardismastic]

black is the new black and it goes with everything
i'm a simple guy

[ultimatums]

I'll believe that when you provide evidence

[chardismastic]

well i hang out with you and you're pretty simple

[ultimatums]

Alright
Doghouse for you

[chardismastic]

aw did i hurt your feelings

[ultimatums]

I have a rich inner life

[chardismastic]

do tell
i'm on pins and needles over here

[ultimatums]

Well right now I'm wondering if you're busy

[ guess who does not know how to private these things ]

private;

[chardismastic]

[ Thank god you're pretty. ]

i don't know my social calendar is pretty packed what with all the night life around here

[ultimatums]

[ oh. this is private now. which means it was public before.

...sorry kyna. ]

That's funny
You busy or not?

[chardismastic]

[ Yeah, good job there, buddy. ]

i can be at the invincible in ten if you're that anxious

[ultimatums]

I could wait
I just don't want to

[chardismastic]

you're going to have to i'm a little out of town
enjoy the tension a bit, pecos

[ultimatums]

Better hurry back before I get tired of waiting

[chardismastic]

sure i'll tell that to the freak monsters in the river

"just gonna hop across here, i got a booty call to answer"