@fuckthis (text)

[evocation]

hey
so me and wash and gene were gonna go on an adventure in the woods
see what we can find, you know?
but we're looking for a couple of people to bring with us
maybe two or three
gene's a medic, wash is a marine, and i'm a wizard with experience dealing with monsters and nasty magic
anyone that thinks they could round that out would be great
but no serial killers or anyone that would like
murder us in our sleep
and sorry, but no kids yet
i know some of you are gonna argue that, but we have no idea what we're dealing with and we don't want that on our consciences
anyway, let us know
thanks

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@missprincessmary; voice

[withsadness]

I don't want to go into the forest, so I'll be sad if the other kids leave me all alone to explore themselves!

[She's trying to help. Thank god the baby of the group wants nothing to do with exploring.]

It's too dark and too scary! Nobody fight anymore!

@doctorsin ( voice. )

[sulfa]

You can stay here with me at the clinic if you want. I think we could find something for you to do if you want to help Doc Hicks and I while he's gone.

[withsadness]

I can?

[!!!]

Oh, yes please! I'd love to be a helper!

[sulfa]

[ Wade smiles, although that much isn't evident over the phone (well, tablet, but he still thinks of it as a telephone)- he had a feeling she would. She's a good kid. ]

Okay, then. How about I teach you how to roll bandages and where things go tomorrow so you'll be ready?

[withsadness]

[Rolling bandages is likely not as fun as it sounds. Is she imagining literally rolling them across the floor? Maybe! But she'll still do her best nonetheless.]

Yeah! That sounds perfect!

[sulfa]

Sounds good. I'll see you then, Nurse Mary.

@darkness ; voice

[evulsed]

Too dark and scary for a girl like you?

[withsadness]

I don't like the dark!

[Vanitas you have the world's worst username.]

( muffled evanescence in the distance )

[evulsed]

I think you're a liar, Mary.

[withsadness]

I think you're a bully!

[evulsed]

If you didn't act like such a coward you wouldn't say that.

I already know what you're capable of— are we really that different?

[withsadness]

[They really aren't that different. But Mary's very stubborn, so she's not going to go along with what he's saying even if he's right.]

If I was such a coward, I'd be afraid of you. But you don't scare me at all!

[evulsed]

But I thought you said the dark was scary.

So which is it?

Are you afraid of the Dark or aren't you?

[withsadness]

Don't be weird.

[evulsed]

I'm not the one pretending to be something I'm not.

[withsadness]

Be quiet.

@oracle

[spitefullight]

[ Elden's already not going to push the issue of going. It's been said and done and the argument would just keep looping. So, he'll now bring his attention to Mary. ]

I'm not going along with them so, why don't we keep each other company?

[withsadness]

I'd really like that! What would you want to do? We could color things together!

[spitefullight]

I do like to draw....I've been meaning to work on a few things actually, might be a good time to do that.

[withsadness]

You do?

[She's immediately excited, hello. Artistry!]

What do you like to draw? I like to draw flowers!

[spitefullight]

Oh well, it's nothing really fancy. I just draw a bunch of random, dumb things.

Especially, if it's to draw funny pictures of bad people. [ Because his journal is definitely filled with him making fun of his former enemies. It definitely made them feel less threatening than they were. ]

[withsadness]

Funny pictures? Funny how?

[Now she wants to see one! She'll draw something funny, too!]

[spitefullight]

Like, making fun of people who are bad guys. You know making them silly and less intimidating. That kind of funny.

[ Hey, who says he can't be silly sometimes. ]

[withsadness]

It's not mean?

[She's just trying to learn the difference between what is or isn't acceptable.]

You can make someone silly as long as they're bad?

[spitefullight]

Well, you can just make about anything silly, really. But, it makes the bad guys less scary to confront when you take away that thing that makes them terrifying, you know?

[ At least, for him anyways. ]