@fuckthis (text)

[evocation]

hey
so me and wash and gene were gonna go on an adventure in the woods
see what we can find, you know?
but we're looking for a couple of people to bring with us
maybe two or three
gene's a medic, wash is a marine, and i'm a wizard with experience dealing with monsters and nasty magic
anyone that thinks they could round that out would be great
but no serial killers or anyone that would like
murder us in our sleep
and sorry, but no kids yet
i know some of you are gonna argue that, but we have no idea what we're dealing with and we don't want that on our consciences
anyway, let us know
thanks

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[evulsed]

you sure about that?

you want to bet your life on it?

[chardismastic]

sure about what?

that you're holding back information? cause a couple of you have already said as much
or that you're a dumbass? yeah you're proving it pretty solid here

[voktys]

⟪ she's totally not amused by the fact that you're seriously arguing with a kid.

nope.

she's only laughing a little bit at something totally unrelated, by r'hllor. ⟫

[chardismastic]

[ Arguing? Yes. Seriously? Absolutely not, evidenced by Rafe waving his tablet at Melisandre with a grin. ]

Are you reading this shit?

[voktys]

It is far too amusing to stop.

⟪ Local eldritch horror might be genuinely laughing for the first time in a very long time. ⟫ He did admit to trying to fight the spirits just at the beginning, no? Speaking of foolishness.

[chardismastic]

This is what I'm talking about!

[ You're welcome for this gift. Any time you want to laugh at children with Rafe, you know where to find him. ]

Oh, he just replied again. ...Christ on a cracker.

[voktys]

⟪ Clearly they are friendly, responsible adults who know how to cope with children. ⟫

I believe he just verbally stuck his tongue out at you, as if we did not hear his screams in the chapel.

[chardismastic]

Tongue stuck out, flipping me off... Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

[voktys]

Do you think he has information at all? For all we know, he may have tripped down a cliff. He wouldn't be the first.

[evulsed]

don't make me laugh

you're saying that because you think i'm a kid that doesn't know what i'm doing or what i'm talking about

maybe instead of thinking your age gives you more experience, you should've asked us what we knew

it's too late now, though

i don't really feel like sharing it anymore

[chardismastic]

nope basing it solely off this little performance piece by you and your little friends
i'm not a real "book by its cover" kind of guy but what i'm flipping through here tells plenty

like that shit right there

because nobody thought to send you an engraved invitation about something they couldn't possibly know you knew you're now going to hold back information
information that could make or break other people trying to get something done
all out of spite

who the hell wants to trust an asshole like that with ordering a pizza never mind whatever's going to happen out there

[evulsed]

according to you if i was older i wouldn't have needed one, would i? yet you decided to exclude me without knowing anything about what i am or what i can do


but you've got one thing right

i do hope you go out there and get yourselves killed

it'll serve you right

[chardismastic]

no it was according to the person trying to wrangle responsible people in for a mission and thinking that kids weren't well suited for that

so way to prove all the doubters wrong kiddo you nailed it

[evulsed]

trying to back pedal?

you agreed, so you're the same as the rest of them

[chardismastic]

look at you studying up on your s.a.t. words but your reading comprehension clearly needs work

i was saying that this was about skills but that all you've done here was throw your tantrum before telling people they should go off and die

anybody would've been showing their resumes but instead you went and showed your hot topic rewards card

locked.

[hext]

do not antagonize this one.
he is... different.

let me speak to you about him. about a few things.

locked.

[chardismastic]

if you're this kid's babysitter i gotta say your timing could use some work

[evocation]

dude
even if you were 50 i'd exclude you on the whole "probably kill us in our sleep" rule

[evulsed]

why waste the effort when you're going to do it just fine on your own?

[chardismastic]

this is what i'm talking about

[replicates]

hey
cool it

it's like talking to a bunch of walls, they're not gonna listen
don't waste your time.

[dualikey]

he can't cool it

he's vanitas

[replicates]

too bad we can't put him on ice

[evulsed]

yeah? you backing them up now?

i'm right

they'd deserve it

[replicates]

i'm not backing anyone up
what they do or don't deserve isn't my business and i don't care

but you're proving their point and that's not a satisfaction i want them to have.