@fuckthis (text)

[evocation]

hey
so me and wash and gene were gonna go on an adventure in the woods
see what we can find, you know?
but we're looking for a couple of people to bring with us
maybe two or three
gene's a medic, wash is a marine, and i'm a wizard with experience dealing with monsters and nasty magic
anyone that thinks they could round that out would be great
but no serial killers or anyone that would like
murder us in our sleep
and sorry, but no kids yet
i know some of you are gonna argue that, but we have no idea what we're dealing with and we don't want that on our consciences
anyway, let us know
thanks

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[evocation]

gene and i both just had long conversations with you laying out our reasons and why this won't be a permanent thing
your buddy vanitas is hoping we go in those woods and die to teach us a "lesson"
i engaged him once and didn't respond to him again
i think you're a good kid and you want to help, but if your friend is always like that
maybe you should be talking to him and not the person who just got dogpiled by ten people and is making a stupid joke to let off a little steam
as opposed to
you know
the one who's currently bullying a ten year old and talking about how dying horribly would serve us right

[dualikey]

that's because you can't talk to vanitas when he's like that. isn't that kinda obvious? he gets really riled up so it's like those times when you're a kid and your mom tells you you both have to walk away for a little while

i told you what kinda stuff makes it worse i'm trying to help

you can't really outfight vanitas. he's just. made that way. he's made from magic that feeds off of bad feelings.

[evocation]

more reason for him not to be involved with any of this shit ever
he'll never have any of our best interests in mind if that's the kind of spell that made him
i've dealt with things like that before and it never ends well

[dualikey]

i don't know about never, cause i've seen people change in lots of ways

but i think he'd probably leave you if you got into trouble so i can see why you wouldn't wanna bring him. also he can just be really hard to get along with. i think he doesn't know what to do if nobody's fighting with him. that's what he was made for.

the only way to get some space is to leave him alone while he cools off. you can't really reason with him.