text @vegemight open // cw: discussion of violence

[magnitudes]

so I saw that there’s some weekly combat classes, that’s good and that
but I’m after something more cathartic and less educational

anyone down for some bareknuckle brawling?
no magic or powers or whatever wild shit you got, just ourselves

no one under 21 but
if you can’t legally buy a drink in some wild NYC bar crawl then we aren’t fighting

Comments

@mrs.maisel

[maisel]

This is the second dumbest idea you've ever had.

-Midge Maisel

[magnitudes]

I never told you I was engaged to someone from a mafia family, did I?

and you don’t need to sign off, Mrs. Maisel

[maisel]

Third dumbest idea you've ever had. Close runner-up: giving me even more ammo. You're loading your own shotgun and handing it to me at this point.

Why would you want everyone to beat up everyone else when we've got terrifying monsters outside to do that for us?

-Midge Maisel

(PS. I like signing my name, it reminds everyone who's talking)

—text / @parker

[webshoots]

This, here, is you trying to find a way a relax?

[magnitudes]

don’t shame me

[webshoots]

I'm questioning you.

It's a very different feeling.

@ Crow

[justcawse]

Wow. That is some good decision making there.

[Why is it that his comments to her tend to be more sarcastic...?]

[magnitudes]

aw thanks m8 glad to know I’ve got your blessing xo

[justcawse]

That's what I'm here for. To enable your bad habits.

text | @kol

[unpredict]

How about you try and knock me down? If you can, I'll brawl with you.

[ spoiler alert: kol is an immovable tower, but at least she'll get some anger out. ]

[magnitudes]

Sir Kol, do you promise not to have me beheaded for striking nobility?

text, @purrrsona

[survivaltricks]

Are you saying people under 21 can't fight.

[magnitudes]

No, I’m saying I don’t want to fight a kid.

@elvira

[vampirella]

did you try even try getting laid first or was this your first idea

[magnitudes]

That’s another valid idea
But right now I prefer the idea of being punched in the face

@r.t

[trashmouthed]

what does age matter when you're dead?

[magnitudes]

I don’t want to fight kids, is the difference.

@darkness

[evulsed]

This again?

[magnitudes]

what again, @ darkness?

I’m guessing you’re an edgy teenager btw

text; @slayer

[first_summers]

I can't really turn my Weird Shit off but I can try to hold back the superstrength for a good fight.

[magnitudes]

@ slayer are you a fan of metal music?

I can live with superstrength, if holding it back is a struggle. Just not keen to get set on fire.

@quicksilver

[techtype]

what if someone can legally buy a drink but isn't 21 yet?

[Not...that he wants to fight anyone, he's just curious.]

[magnitudes]

legal drinking age where I’m from is 18
it’s less about being able to buy a drink and more me trying to impose a rule that I can give a justification to, even if it’s stupid

@badeaux

[ultraviolents]

[ hm. ]

have you had any training?

[magnitudes]

This and that. You?

I excel at improvisational hand to hand.

( messy brawls, she means messy brawls )