text @vegemight open // cw: discussion of violence

[magnitudes]

so I saw that there’s some weekly combat classes, that’s good and that
but I’m after something more cathartic and less educational

anyone down for some bareknuckle brawling?
no magic or powers or whatever wild shit you got, just ourselves

no one under 21 but
if you can’t legally buy a drink in some wild NYC bar crawl then we aren’t fighting

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[magnitudes]

your a monster

I mean, if it’d make you feel better then I can indulge you, but honestly I’m keen to throw some punches

[vampirella]

so i’ve been told

you’re very demanding. first it’s i want to be punched, now it’s i want to punch too. i am not game for reciprocating, sweetheart, but i wish you all the luck in finding someone willing to scuffle.

[magnitudes]

what can I say, I just don't feel right if all I'm doing is taking and there's no giving back.

thanks, you're a kind-hearted and generous soul

[vampirella]

you’d be giving me the satisfaction of punching something, doesn’t that count for anything?

i’m really not, but i appreciate the sentiment

[magnitudes]

you make a good point

if you're serious then sure, why not. you can punch me in the face.

[vampirella]

sure i'm serious. it's not that often you get carte blanche to sock somebody, who would say no to that?

that said, i have a hard time believing you're serious, even though it does play into the whole masochist vibe you're putting out.

[magnitudes]

people with very weak wrists? maybe surgeons, they probably like to protest their medicinal toucher tendrils

No, I’m serious. Let’s do this. It’ll be great.

[vampirella]

well good news: my wrists are incredibly strong, and i don't have any upcoming surgeries to worry about.

i'm sure it'll be great for at least one of us, but if you're game then i'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. nobody ever said anything about punching the gift horse, though, so we're good

[magnitudes]

name the time and place, Mistress of the Dark

btw is everyone here really edgy and dramatic

[vampirella]

the bar. that is really the place you punch people for no reason, right? maybe a shot or two will soften the blow

i don't know, maybe 30-40%. eternal darkness will do that to you

( she has her own moments of edgy darkness, so she can't really hold it against anyone....... well actually she can, but she really shouldn't. )

[magnitudes]

convenient for many reasons. tonight?

I'm on board with the drama, I mean I've got a scrap of self-awareness, but it's the edginess that kills me
where are we going to get enough eyeliner for all of us, you know?

[vampirella]

i've for sure been decked in worse places, so don't say i never i did anything for you

edginess and eyeliner better not be mutually inclusive, because otherwise i'm going to have to start a lot of fights with a bunch of edgelords. i don't go by lady of the night because of a disinterest in eyeliner

[magnitudes]

I'll recite a sonnet in your honour.

Well, I wouldn't say they are, but I'd say there are some extreme edgelords who try to max it out with extreme eyeliner. Condolences.

[vampirella]

first i get a freebie punch, now a sonnet? you sure know how to show a girl a good time.

sounds like i should just hoard all the eyeliner for safety purposes. who knows, maybe without access to raccoon eyes they'll be forced to chill a little bit

[magnitudes]

I know. I'm a real charmer.

You can be the holder of all eyeliner. Monopoly. Monopoliner? Something good.

[vampirella]

i've been training my entire life for this. surely the power won't go to my head

if my cateye starts creeping toward my eyebrows, then maybe stage a coup

[magnitudes]

wait what's cateye

queen of darkness please clarify

[vampirella]

cat eye? as in winged liner?

please don't tell me you're from some sad world without cat eye liner, i don't even want to imagine something so depressing

[magnitudes]

oh, gotcha

no we've got winged eyeliner, I just hadn't ever heard of cat eye
except the cat eyes in the road to guide drivers

honestly round of applause for anyone who can do winged eyeliner, I tried one time

we don't talk about that one time

[vampirella]

thank god, crisis averted, i hate having to feel bad for people

as the self proclaimed overlord of eyeliner, cat eye comes with the territory. you get it down after a few decades of practice

( is... . . . . is she joking, or serious? it's impossible to tell. )