text @vegemight open // cw: discussion of violence

[magnitudes]

so I saw that there’s some weekly combat classes, that’s good and that
but I’m after something more cathartic and less educational

anyone down for some bareknuckle brawling?
no magic or powers or whatever wild shit you got, just ourselves

no one under 21 but
if you can’t legally buy a drink in some wild NYC bar crawl then we aren’t fighting

Comments

@mrs.maisel

[maisel]

This is the second dumbest idea you've ever had.

-Midge Maisel

[magnitudes]

I never told you I was engaged to someone from a mafia family, did I?

and you don’t need to sign off, Mrs. Maisel

—text / @parker

[webshoots]

This, here, is you trying to find a way a relax?

[magnitudes]

don’t shame me

[webshoots]

I'm questioning you.

It's a very different feeling.

[magnitudes]

must be my inherent shame coming through

anyway sure relaxation
or those satisfying pain feelings from poking bruised
same same

@ Crow

[justcawse]

Wow. That is some good decision making there.

[Why is it that his comments to her tend to be more sarcastic...?]

[magnitudes]

aw thanks m8 glad to know I’ve got your blessing xo

[justcawse]

That's what I'm here for. To enable your bad habits.

this is like a game of obnoxiousness chicken

[magnitudes]

where is my breakfast bourbon and lobster

It's the best

[justcawse]

You'll get that as soon as I get my dinner pancakes and wine.

[He doesn't drink, but going along with a joke. Gosh.]

[magnitudes]

don’t be silly

you’re too young for pancakes

[justcawse]

One would say you're too young for lobster, but hey. I'm not judging.

[webshoots]

I mostly just call that 'pain'.
We're not really friends.

So is this a thing or is this a 'I have pent up feelings of frustration and hitting someone real hard sounds like a good way to deal with that'?
Because after that bony hug in the lake you had, I'm beginning to get the feeling you're a glutton for punishment.

text | @kol

[unpredict]

How about you try and knock me down? If you can, I'll brawl with you.

[ spoiler alert: kol is an immovable tower, but at least she'll get some anger out. ]

text, @purrrsona

[survivaltricks]

Are you saying people under 21 can't fight.

@elvira

[vampirella]

did you try even try getting laid first or was this your first idea

[magnitudes]

No, I’m saying I don’t want to fight a kid.

[magnitudes]

That’s another valid idea
But right now I prefer the idea of being punched in the face

[magnitudes]

Sir Kol, do you promise not to have me beheaded for striking nobility?

[magnitudes]

I’m not too young for lobster
But I’m definitely too immature for many things

[magnitudes]

I’m hurt, bereft, devastated

ah, well
I’m a glutton for all things
so why not punishment?

[unpredict]

If you can make me sway on my feet, I'll humbly request the guillotine isn't pulled from out back and cleaned.

I don't ask it to be cleaned for just anyone.

[webshoots]

Are you trying to say you, yourself, are pain? Because I absolutely meant that pain and I are not friends. (The only pain I like is the kind that comes au chocolat.)

Although I am a little hurt at how savagely sarcastic that managed to sound even in text.

I can think of a few reasons, mostly starting and ending with 'it's unpleasant'.

[magnitudes]

I thought that you were saying we aren’t friends
and I was coping with that pain the best way I could, based on our long term well established bromance
but have I ruined it all, now? Will we ever recover?

and yeah true but
what if I want to be a dramatic bastard?