text @vegemight open // cw: discussion of violence

[magnitudes]

so I saw that there’s some weekly combat classes, that’s good and that
but I’m after something more cathartic and less educational

anyone down for some bareknuckle brawling?
no magic or powers or whatever wild shit you got, just ourselves

no one under 21 but
if you can’t legally buy a drink in some wild NYC bar crawl then we aren’t fighting

Comments

[magnitudes]

@ slayer are you a fan of metal music?

I can live with superstrength, if holding it back is a struggle. Just not keen to get set on fire.

[first_summers]

Ew, no. It's not a reference, I'm a vampire slayer.

Lucky for you, setting people on fire isn't part of my usual skillset.

[magnitudes]

of course, I should have known

wouldn’t setting things on fire be useful for a vampire slayer? idk maybe it’s something you can look into

[first_summers]

I have used a flamethrower on some demons before. Unfortunately, when vamps turn to dust, you really don't want that dust to also be on fire.

[magnitudes]

oh shit

does that gig come with health insurance?

or at least like idk a respirator

[first_summers]

Health insurance? That gave me a good life. Until recently, Slayers had a life expectancy of around a year.

[magnitudes]

doesn’t seem like a really good career choice
like maybe something else would be better
anything else