audio post. [ @daylit and @nightshade collaboration. ]

[sunborne]

-There we go! Hi guys!

[ the audio picks up just as some sort of agreement has been made between two parties - one of them consisting of coraline and daylight, judging by the voices, and the other consisting of the nice ice cream crab vendor due to their chat about wanting to sample all the flavours.

yes. all of the flavours. daylight cheerfully explains what's happening: apparently, the two are going to taste all thirty-one flavours that the crab vendor has to offer. shout out to coraline for the really neat idea...!

what follows next will be the - for the sake of conserving space for the players - a text transcript for the reactions that coraline and daylight have. the one describing the look of the ice cream is coraline while both of them are going to try and eat the ice cream. emphasise on try. ]

( they really did taste all 31 flavours because someone had to )

[ OOC NOTE; The original Google Docs of the compiled flavour testing can be found HERE. Feel free to assume that the table at the end that shows Coraline and Daylight's ratings for the ice cream is a file that has been attached at the end of the post.

A thing to note is that if someone tries to open the document to check on the ratings- This is one of the first things that they will see at the top of the document:

Since some people are cowards and won’t try all the flavors. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Ratings are 1-10 with 10 being the best. ]

[newspaper] WEEKLY BULLETIN [open]

[inthenightmods]

WEEKLY BULLETIN

announcements

• Weather: S'allite? S'allite. It's gonna be allite temperature wise most of the week, but hope you aren't afraid of thunderstorms! Because. That's what's coming. Thunder. And rain, obviously, not just dry thunder. Hopefully it'll drown out those rats, eh?


• There's a new sign over in the church! That's not a metaphor, there really is a sign hanging. Maybe you should pay it mind. Maybe you should stop messing with whomstever is living beneath it. 


• Those rats are super gross, huh? Oh, well. At least some of you learned something: those rats act super weird when they're sliced open. Well, not act-act, haha, they're dead, but. Their bodies act weird. Whatever! 


• Ice cream was methodically tasted and reviewed. You're the real heroes, guys.


• SOMEBODY AND THE RIVER SPIRIT, LYING IN A RIVER, E-X-C-H-A-N-G-I-N-G G-I-F-T-S. This worked better in my head a few minutes ago. Also, somewhat related, now there's spam in the river. Gross.

classifieds

• Do you always wish you could do something with your life? Maybe learn a sport? Learn defensiveness? Now you can do BOTH!!!! Come learn how to FENCE, finally do something with your life now that you're undead. Contact Jean-Pierre Polnareff for details.


• If you wish to submit an advertisement, please drop them by the post office

obituaries

• Again, we're all really proud of you for not dying. We know it's a lot to ask.

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