[text] @drake [open]

[nonscriptum]

[ Recent events are enough of a push to get him to do what he was waffling about, but that doesn't mean he likes having to be the bearer of any news, let alone the kind where he gives mildly hypocritical advice. ]

i know it hasn't even been a week but apparently people are already biting the dust again, so

hi, i'm nate, and enough people have asked me about this crap that i should probably have made this sooner. i've been to another world like this before, the whole "kidnapped population of different people, different places" thing, got the t-shirt, so i might be able to answer some questions people have

death probably isn't gonna stick here, but that doesn't mean you should be testing your luck since there's always some kind of price with these things.

seriously, don't be stupid.

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@fuckthis

[evocation]

oh boy
here we go
have you told them how much the gods sucked?

@Grandmaster

[paletteswap]

Rosinante was telling me about you. We were planning to investigate the forest or lighthouse.

I suppose that still needs to happen without him.

@helsing

[kungfuey]

It doesn't.

[ Continuing to give responses without context to back up her answers. ]

What did you have to do to get out of the last place?

[ Not even wasting time doubting his story. ]

@oracle

[spitefullight]

Someone's dead? Well, wait that's not possible. We're ALREADY dead.

and even if someone is do we have any powerful clerics here? Maybe someone can bring them back.

...I mean if we have an abundance of diamonds somewhere I guess.

@parker

[webshoots]

How did it happen the last time?

@raylan

[ultimatums]

Hi Nate, big fan
Long time listener, first time caller
I guess what I'd like to know is which building you inevitably climbed before posting this helpful PSA about not pushing our luck

@missprincessmary; voice

[withsadness]

[I'm going to just gently assume this is after she stopped crying.]

I don't have any money...but I want to pay it for him so he doesn't have to worry about it when he comes back. Do you know how I can do that?

@dysmas :// text

[chardismastic]

[ The username is simple to figure out but the post itself... Is not. How the hell does Drake have prior experience on this too? (Because it's Nathan Drake so of course he does.) There are a lot of questions he wants to ask but also very much doesn't want to so. Eventually, after starting and deleting quite a few starts to this conversation (and some debate over whether or not to even reply at all): ]

guess you'd be the expert with that advice then

[ dealer's choice whether he means the "other world" part or the "don't be stupid" part. ]

@carol

[starforce]

[don't be stupid is a sentiment she can get behind, but.

after some consideration:]

So we should just take what the creepy guys who kidnapped us say at face value, because that totally screams trustworthy.

[primordialerebus]

Maybe people can break us out if we aren't actually dead????

[ A small spark of hope. This is Leon's who schtick. If anyone can, they could. And if she's not dead, home should be fine too!!! ]

@subzero

[saibot]

Let the foolish ones die.

@kingsknight

[broplaints]

What kind of price?

@hasashi

[comehere]

Return from death has always come with a price.

What makes these places so different?

@rlutece

[originallutece]

Have you died in that other world?

@d.grayson

[identifier]

what else are you putting in the pamphlet?

@carnie

[ordinaryannie]

who'd you have to bargain with to make death not stick in the last dimension you were dragged off to?