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[ Recent events are enough of a push to get him to do what he was waffling about, but that doesn't mean he likes having to be the bearer of any news, let alone the kind where he gives mildly hypocritical advice. ]

i know it hasn't even been a week but apparently people are already biting the dust again, so

hi, i'm nate, and enough people have asked me about this crap that i should probably have made this sooner. i've been to another world like this before, the whole "kidnapped population of different people, different places" thing, got the t-shirt, so i might be able to answer some questions people have

death probably isn't gonna stick here, but that doesn't mean you should be testing your luck since there's always some kind of price with these things.

seriously, don't be stupid.

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Is that all I am to you, Nate? A pair of ears??

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you got me, that's all i ever wanted you for

your excellent listening skills

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They are pretty good

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okay, don't get a big head or your hat won't fit

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My head's a fine size and shows no signs of getting bigger
It's of healthy largeness

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i'll stop flattering you then, i don't want to compromise that

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I don't think you could stop flattering me if you tried

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i can't tell if that's a challenge or you're just mocking me for being a nice person

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It's just a healthy amount of self confidence

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you know, i'm not always such a pushover

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No?

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>:(

1/2

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Hold on

like half an hour later and now in the RIGHT PLACE

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😏

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😒

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😇

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🖕😉

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Hey

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oh i see you can dish it out but you can't take it

👈😏👈

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I just think that's incredibly rude, that's all

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🤮⚰

dads discover emojis

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[ How dare- ]

👎🏻 you're grounded

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whatever
i'm telling other dad

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Think again if you think you're still going to the spring formal, young lady

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wtf
but i already have my dress