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[ Recent events are enough of a push to get him to do what he was waffling about, but that doesn't mean he likes having to be the bearer of any news, let alone the kind where he gives mildly hypocritical advice. ]

i know it hasn't even been a week but apparently people are already biting the dust again, so

hi, i'm nate, and enough people have asked me about this crap that i should probably have made this sooner. i've been to another world like this before, the whole "kidnapped population of different people, different places" thing, got the t-shirt, so i might be able to answer some questions people have

death probably isn't gonna stick here, but that doesn't mean you should be testing your luck since there's always some kind of price with these things.

seriously, don't be stupid.

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🖕😉

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Hey

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oh i see you can dish it out but you can't take it

👈😏👈

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I just think that's incredibly rude, that's all

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you literally came in here to roast me

what do you want, an apology?

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Would you apologize if I asked

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maybe

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Nathan

1/4

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what??

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[ . . . ]

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[ hold on ]

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🤮⚰

dads discover emojis

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[ How dare- ]

👎🏻 you're grounded

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whatever
i'm telling other dad

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pretty sure he said you're not going to the dance, kiddo

two against one

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you guys suck
p.s. you're still dorks

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yeah, love you too

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gross, cooties
❤️

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Think again if you think you're still going to the spring formal, young lady

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wtf
but i already have my dress

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Return it to the TJ Maxx from whence it inevitably came

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holy shit
that's the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me

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Yeah I feel pretty bad about it

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you can't take that back
i'm all scarred now and shit