[text] @drake [open]

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[ Recent events are enough of a push to get him to do what he was waffling about, but that doesn't mean he likes having to be the bearer of any news, let alone the kind where he gives mildly hypocritical advice. ]

i know it hasn't even been a week but apparently people are already biting the dust again, so

hi, i'm nate, and enough people have asked me about this crap that i should probably have made this sooner. i've been to another world like this before, the whole "kidnapped population of different people, different places" thing, got the t-shirt, so i might be able to answer some questions people have

death probably isn't gonna stick here, but that doesn't mean you should be testing your luck since there's always some kind of price with these things.

seriously, don't be stupid.

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okay, very cute

are you done yet?

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I don't know, do you think I'm done?

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just to be safe i'll assume that's rhetorical because you seem to enjoying this a little too much

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Is it that obvious?

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once i figure out how to delete people off this tablet thing you're the first to go, cowboy

[ He's not above making empty threats... ]

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[ oh boy here it comes nate. are you ready. ]

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[ are you ready nate!!!!!!!!!!! ]

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:^(

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[ Nate, a man accustomed to exchanging all his frequent flyer miles for guilt trips of incalculable distances, immediately feels a little bad. ]

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jesus, fine
but only because i like you

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[ raylan genuinely cannot believe that that worked. ]

Highly doubt you were really gonna delete me but if it helps you sleep at night I'll pretend I thought you were

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[ You would be surprised at how little it takes to get that guilt complex up and running. ]

i can't delete you, who's gonna listen to my theories about stuff?

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Is that all I am to you, Nate? A pair of ears??

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you got me, that's all i ever wanted you for

your excellent listening skills

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They are pretty good

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okay, don't get a big head or your hat won't fit

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My head's a fine size and shows no signs of getting bigger
It's of healthy largeness

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i'll stop flattering you then, i don't want to compromise that

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I don't think you could stop flattering me if you tried

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i can't tell if that's a challenge or you're just mocking me for being a nice person

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It's just a healthy amount of self confidence

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you know, i'm not always such a pushover

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No?

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>:(

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Hold on