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[prophetable]

[While the cats are away, the mice will play. Or, in this case, a previously unknown username appears on the network at an odd time.]

So, which one of you tore down my lighthouse?

[It's to the point, at least. A companion log to this network post is located here!]

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[vampirella]

and what are you going to do, exactly? you got plans for killing creatures capable of destroying worlds you wanna share with the class?

[prophetable]

I was working on it, as a matter of fact.

[He says, not sharing with the class.]

Not like it's easy to study them, though.

[vampirella]

emphasis on was, i take it, since clearly you've been mia for awhile. a keeper, huh? no tower to peer from anymore, you're gonna have to actually earn keep around here now.

( says the one who does not earn her keep, ever. )

considering they'd probably be in murdering distance to observe them properly, let's hope it stays that way

[prophetable]

Trust me, I plan on starting immediately. I don't do laziness.

[Bitch how you think he ran this ship for so long? Get back to your penthouse, which he also wants by the way.]

Losing my previous research is an unfortunate setback, but I can rewrite it.

[vampirella]

( hey laziness has gotten her really far in her three hundred years. and diode, you'd have to fight her for it, and she plays dirty. )

what was the research about in particular? or is that just another thing you'll delicately avoid commenting on

[prophetable]

I had a few different projects, but finding a means of properly translating the language of the world eaters was a particularly important one. I'd already become fluent in the standard language of spirits as well as the deviation of the green-eyeds.

[vampirella]

the transformer was looking into spirit language, but he's basically a tin can now, so

why bother talking to them, exactly?

[prophetable]

Because shoot first and ask questions later has proven time and again in the course of history to be a terrible idea?

It's always better to have more information than less. Talking to them could be pointless, but we'll never know if we simply can't.

[vampirella]

has it? because gotta say, it's at least a 70% success rate for me

they don't seem like big talkers, cutie, but, if you're so great at it, maybe ask them to not murder all the idiots that ran off to the helix station

[prophetable]

You and every power hungry tyrant.

[Just saying facts.]

We'll see what happens.

[vampirella]

if someone's going to be a tyrant it might as well be me

sounds like you're more talk than action, cupcake. let me know if you manage to accomplish anything from down here on the ground like the rest of us

[prophetable]

When I accomplish more than any of you have, I'll be sure to let you know that you can eat your own words, princess.

[What an incredible friendship that has blossomed.]

[vampirella]

( he could literally walk up to anyone and say "how can I help" and be more helpful than her tbh

getting him to do the heavy lifting for her actually works out great for her, but in the interest of not letting him realize that, she'll leave him on read with something to prove. ✌️ )