[text] @AMBASSADOR; PAGING ALL CLOWNS; [open]

[prophetable]

[While the cats are away, the mice will play. Or, in this case, a previously unknown username appears on the network at an odd time.]

So, which one of you tore down my lighthouse?

[It's to the point, at least. A companion log to this network post is located here!]

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[vampirella]

if someone's going to be a tyrant it might as well be me

sounds like you're more talk than action, cupcake. let me know if you manage to accomplish anything from down here on the ground like the rest of us

[prophetable]

When I accomplish more than any of you have, I'll be sure to let you know that you can eat your own words, princess.

[What an incredible friendship that has blossomed.]

[vampirella]

( he could literally walk up to anyone and say "how can I help" and be more helpful than her tbh

getting him to do the heavy lifting for her actually works out great for her, but in the interest of not letting him realize that, she'll leave him on read with something to prove. ✌️ )