[text] @AMBASSADOR; PAGING ALL CLOWNS; [open]

[prophetable]

[While the cats are away, the mice will play. Or, in this case, a previously unknown username appears on the network at an odd time.]

So, which one of you tore down my lighthouse?

[It's to the point, at least. A companion log to this network post is located here!]

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@keeper

[beaconkeeper]

Ummmm excuse me? YOUR lighthouse? :/

[prophetable]

Pretty sure I didn't stutter.

@ELVIRA

[vampirella]

it was a storm. if you're gonna go fistfight a flood, let me know, i'll make popcorn

who the fuck are you

[prophetable]

If my username isn't ringing any bells, we're in some deep shit.

[Aside from the whole, like, flood thing? He will absolutely fight the water, try him.]

Care to give me a damage report? No response from Solis.

@username; voice

[immortalaccursed]

Oh, you'd want to take that issue up with the local weather.

[vampirella]

there's about 30 of us still standing and half of them went under the lake to get themselves killed, so tell me something i don't already know

she probably hasn't felt like talking much since she died. a second time. broken lantern and everything

@haein

[unwieldy]

[ WHOMST. ]

the lighthouse was yours?

[prophetable]

I'll file a complaint at the station, if it isn't also in shambles.

Creative choice of username.

[The boy will NOT SPEAK!]

[prophetable]

Yes.

[That's what he said, sir!]

I would say is, rightfully, if it was still standing. All of my notes and resources were in there and this is an incredible waste.

the shades hide the tears

[prophetable]

[He's not going to comment on Solis being dead for real. It's too early for anyone to see The Emotions of The Boy.]

It figures I'm back now, then, when there's a mess this big to clean up.

[unwieldy]

[ Know what, that sounds important. ]

and who are you?

[immortalaccursed]

I was not feeling particularly inspired when I woke up here, what can I say?

Now, about this weather station...

It won't help. Unless you are trying to imply they control the weather and don't simply report it. In which case I may have a few words for them as well.

[prophetable]

The lighthouse keeper. The best that Beacon has seen, I've been told.

[He's not humble.]

[prophetable]

I've seen plenty of changes in the weather here, but never something so strong that it could knock down the lighthouse. All I'm really implying is that this is bullshit.

[He's out of the loop and mad about it.]

[immortalaccursed]

Ah...Yes.

We all agree that it is "bullshit" as well. We lost so many lives in the storm. Such a tragedy.

Now, may I ask to whom am I speaking?

[prophetable]

I'm the lighthouse keeper.

[Which he thought would be obvious, but, you know, he doesn't expect much from people so it's fine.]

Ambassador Zipsell.

[unwieldy]

you'll have to find a new way of introducing yourself now.

what happened to you that you had to be replaced?

[immortalaccursed]

Robin is the Keeper, is she not?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/096/564/2f7.jpg

[vampirella]

and what are you going to do, exactly? you got plans for killing creatures capable of destroying worlds you wanna share with the class?

[prophetable]

I was working on it, as a matter of fact.

[He says, not sharing with the class.]

Not like it's easy to study them, though.

[prophetable]

[Hubris. But he's not gonna say that.]

I was working on something. Unfortunately, I made a miscalculation. Spirits aren't particularly forgiving of certain mistakes.

[prophetable]

Never heard of her.

[immortalaccursed]

Then one of you has been out of the proverbial loop for quite some time. How unfortunate!

She was the acting Keeper prior the storm.

I've never heard of another one but I am a relatively new addition to this island.

[vampirella]

emphasis on was, i take it, since clearly you've been mia for awhile. a keeper, huh? no tower to peer from anymore, you're gonna have to actually earn keep around here now.

( says the one who does not earn her keep, ever. )

considering they'd probably be in murdering distance to observe them properly, let's hope it stays that way

[prophetable]

Trust me, I plan on starting immediately. I don't do laziness.

[Bitch how you think he ran this ship for so long? Get back to your penthouse, which he also wants by the way.]

Losing my previous research is an unfortunate setback, but I can rewrite it.