@darkness : text

[evulsed]

I need to know what to do to warm up after freezing.

Right now.

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@quicksilver

[techtype]

Fire?

[He never said to be helpful.]

[originallutece]

Now he wants help, does he?

— text / @parker.

[webshoots]

Kid, are you saying you've never been cold before?

Text @ Soldier

[worthallthis]

[Why are you people being so unhelpful. Someone might actually have hypothermia, here. The MCU world's foremost expert on being frozen, to the rescue.]

Get person out of cold clothes. Get them into warm clothes. Yours, if you can, since they will be warm with your body heat. Wrap in blankets on a bed or chair, off the floor. Limbs curled in towards center of mass. Near a fire if you can make one catch or have a spell for that. Warm drinks if they can drink. Lukewarm water bath (not hot) if they can't drink. Share the blankets with person to share body heat.

[Most of that... was not applicable to cryofreeze. But they know it anyway, apparently. Useful.]

[evulsed]

Don't be stupid.

I know that's hard for you.

[evulsed]

If you don't have an answer go away.

[evulsed]

No.

It doesn't get like this in the desert.

[webshoots]

[ WELL. ]

Start with layers - you got anything thick and long? Then eat and drink something warm.

If you're anywhere that lets in a draught, try and block it.

[evulsed]

Can't make fire in this world.

[ But maybe a torch... there's at least one around here, he knows. ]

How do I wake them up?

[worthallthis]

[That's worrying.]

Worry about warm first. Then waking up. Are they inside? Can you get them inside if they aren't?

[If the person is outside, be prepared for an instant "where are you" cuz the Soldier is not letting somebody freeze to death outside.]

[evulsed]

What if they can't eat and drink

[ the draught will be hard to combat in the museum, but he wouldn't have thought of it without Peter saying so ]

[webshoots]

Can’t or won’t? I’m not being precious about that, it’s an important distinction.

Why can’t they eat or drink?

[ given where that are: not a question with the simplest of answers. ]

[evulsed]

Not awake

[evulsed]

Fine

Inside already

[worthallthis]

Good

[A pause, then a second text:]

High chance that warming will result in waking. Brain slows down to conserve heat in main organs.

[techtype]

About as hard as it is for you not to be a dick, I guess

[originallutece]

I never said that. I'm simply enjoying the show, that's all. You could at least ask instead of demand, hm?

[evulsed]

You can't set fires but I guess you haven't bothered to figure that much out yet

[evulsed]

I don't have time for this

[originallutece]

You're dead, Vanitas. You've all the time in the world.

Who is it that's dying of exposure?

[evulsed]

Useless questions

You're of no use to me

[originallutece]

They aren't, actually, given weight and height play a role.

And I imagine I'm of more use to you than you realize. Go on. Keep talking.

@langit; text

[arsarcanum]

exercise? blankets? hot chocolate? are you okay? how frozen are we talking here

[ He's pretty sure he knows who this is (@ jtodd, whoever you are, he owes you for leaving that snippet of conversation open) but it seems like some people are all right with helping Vanitas, despite what his memories show of him. Riku seems to trust him too. He can't be all the way bad, right? ]

[evulsed]

[ Vanitas, on the other hand, has no idea who this new username might be, because that sort of thing is mostly irrelevant to his interests. ]

I said freezing, not just cold, genius

Exercise won't work

I already have blankets

[evulsed]

You could be if you actually said something!

You're supposed to be a doctor aren't you

So tell me what to do