TEXT, @ELVIRA (TW: DRUG USE)

[vampirella]

does anyone around here know how to make brownies?

i always just used the duncan hines "throw an egg in and you're done" box mixes, there's like 12 ingredients and 6 steps on this recipe and that's heading into the too much work for hash brownies category

convince me it is worth it, somebody. or better yet, do all the hard work, and i'll even split them with you

( maybe not evenly, but isn't it generous enough to offer to share her toked up baked good that she is trying to get out of making personally??? )

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@cherylbombshell

[sweetwater]

There's marijuana here?

[vampirella]

the hot elf guy at the twilight rummage sale had some. i wanted coke but i'm not going to say no to a good 70s throwback

( also, she got her coke, so what does she have to complain about??? nothing, for once! )

[sweetwater]

Did he have any jingle jangle?

[vampirella]

as in christmas showtunes? idk, he was an elf, but the lord of the rings kind. not the santa kind

please tell me you don't mean an actual narcotic because jesus christ

( who would sell something with such a stupid name... )

[sweetwater]

Of course I mean narcotics, why would I inquire about yuletide music?

[vampirella]

tis the season, red

i didn't ask the hot elf if he was packing any jingle jangle, since as far as i knew that only existed in a kay kyser song. what is jingle jangle? is it minty?

( if you're going to pick such a stupid brand, you'd better own it. )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYjS5RoMgkA

[sweetwater]

It's a party drug. It tastes a little sweet and looks like candy.

they've got spurs that jingle jangle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jang

[vampirella]

that's by far the dumbest name for a drug i've ever heard, and please note that i'm aware some people call marijuana the devils lettuce

is it fun? maybe if we both make out with him next time, he'll get us some

( sorry that she just roped you into that, Cheryl, but she's already gotten her freebie, she's gotta add further incentive somehow!!! )

[sweetwater]

It's fun but I'm not making out with just any weirdo you find. He's probably old and gross.

[vampirella]

come on, cupcake, you’ve known me for about 2 weeks, that should be long enough to know i wouldn’t make out with gross. even for free coke.

old tho, maybe. but he’s an elf, so he doesn’t look it.

[sweetwater]

Fine. If you say so. Though exchanging drugs for a make out sesh seems a little after school special, don't you think?

[vampirella]

if he wasn’t highly recommended, i wouldn’t be suggesting it. he wasn’t a bad kisser, and the fact he’s a he is already working against him.

look, i am okay with being a cliche if it means i get free drugs. besides, my lifestyle is best described as walking talking cautionary tale.

[sweetwater]

Your death wasn't some fully pathetic drug thing, was it? I assumed you had nobly but stupidly sacrificed yourself, not that you'd overdosed in a TGI Thursdays parking lot.

[vampirella]

i died with a golden sword in hand, does that really seem like a fully pathetic drug thing

actually, kind of, now that i think about it

but i'm not accepting narcotic critique from a girl that likes to hop up on jingle jangle

[sweetwater]

I didn't name it. The situations are hardly comparable.

[ just wait till you hear about fizzle rocks. ]

[vampirella]

i'm dead. i don't think it matters how high i get at this point. if you have a problem with it, i just know who not to share my brownies with.

( tbh she wasn't planning on sharing with Cheryl period, but that defeats the purpose of her gloating. )

this icon is for you

[sweetwater]

You're going to eat a whole pan of weed brownies by yourself?

i earned it

[vampirella]

( she's already promised some to whoever was foolish enough to make them for her, but Cheryl doesn't need to know that. )

sure. probably in front of you, if you can't think of anything nice to say about your lovely roommate