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does anyone around here know how to make brownies?

i always just used the duncan hines "throw an egg in and you're done" box mixes, there's like 12 ingredients and 6 steps on this recipe and that's heading into the too much work for hash brownies category

convince me it is worth it, somebody. or better yet, do all the hard work, and i'll even split them with you

( maybe not evenly, but isn't it generous enough to offer to share her toked up baked good that she is trying to get out of making personally??? )

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[ HER TIME IS NIGH ]

Chewy? Fudgey? Cakey? Blondies? What's the recipe call for? Brown sugar? Egg yolks? Cake flour?

I'd love to help. I've never tried making whatever hash is, but I can out bake the shit out of Betty Crocker.

--Midge

[ Was that too forward? Probably. It's at least not as polite as she likes to present herself at first, but baked goods and cooking are serious business. ]

[ mmm brownies. and it wouldn't suck, splitting them and being able to bring some home to steve and el. SO. ]

Do you already have the ingredients? Six steps doesn't seem too complicated.

There's marijuana here?

( oh no it's the perfect amount of forward, and sounding like she knows what the hell she's doing with baked goods. this is perfect. )

god no. as chocolatey as you can make it, let's leave any hint of blonde as far behind us as possible. and fudgey is the vibe i'm going for, i have no clue if this list of things combined in this order would accomplish that.

hash as in marrijuana. the devil's lettuce. whatever, don't worry about that part, just use the butter i give you and it'll be fine

Brownies are easy. Not sure about the extra ingredient but sounds like you've already got that covered.

the hot elf guy at the twilight rummage sale had some. i wanted coke but i'm not going to say no to a good 70s throwback

( also, she got her coke, so what does she have to complain about??? nothing, for once! )

( mmmm brownies is right. Carmilla is mostly over eating actual food, but she's still a sucker for chocolate. especially pot-infused chocolate, how could you possibly go wrong? )

yeah, you'd think, but whoever wrote this crammed like 8 steps PER step, it's a total nightmare

but yes, i have everything i need, besides talent and motivation

Did he have any jingle jangle?

so everyone is saying but i must point out, they're still unmade as of yet

i've got the secret ingredient, yes. do you know how to do the rest of it? i'm not going to beg, if you want pot brownies you have to do some of the work

( Carmilla has done her part, she made out with an elf. i think we can all agree that was plenty! )

Of course I have to worry about it. Does it make the butter too oily, or mess with it in some way? Does it work like actual butter or some sort of spread? Should I take into account the aroma? What's the proper butter-to-marijuana ratio?

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as in christmas showtunes? idk, he was an elf, but the lord of the rings kind. not the santa kind

please tell me you don't mean an actual narcotic because jesus christ

( who would sell something with such a stupid name... )

I'm going to need to make a smaller test batch before the final product.

--Midge

[ And why the hell hadn't she thought about baking with marijuana before? Why is this just now a thing she's realizing she can do? She's only ever had the occasional marijuana cigarette with Lenny Bruce. ]

Of course I mean narcotics, why would I inquire about yuletide music?

tis the season, red

i didn't ask the hot elf if he was packing any jingle jangle, since as far as i knew that only existed in a kay kyser song. what is jingle jangle? is it minty?

( if you're going to pick such a stupid brand, you'd better own it. )

you are really overthinking this. i always threw it in with my box mix and the egg and it always tasted fine.

( can you hear the whine, Midge, even through her lazy texting? bc it's there, she wants her pot brownies now! a test run is just going to take so loooooong!!!! )

my ratio is as much hash as i can put in the butter, so that part is already done. it's like, liquid, does that matter? i hate that you're making me think about this.

Yeah, I can handle the rest. It's worth it for something to take the edge off here, the alcohol just isn't good enough.

[ She's desperate and hoping that pot actually works on vampires, at least for a little while. ]

( it works on this vampire, which is really all that matters to Carmilla. )

maybe if this place had any decent vintages, but of course it doesn't. it's bad enough we have to live in the dark, but we have to drink like savages, too?

i'm in the kitchen at the invincible. unless you prefer your own stove, but then you have to tell me where that is.

It's a party drug. It tastes a little sweet and looks like candy.

that's by far the dumbest name for a drug i've ever heard, and please note that i'm aware some people call marijuana the devils lettuce

is it fun? maybe if we both make out with him next time, he'll get us some

( sorry that she just roped you into that, Cheryl, but she's already gotten her freebie, she's gotta add further incentive somehow!!! )

Seriously. I'd do just about anything for a good bottle of bourbon right now.

It's probably better to not do this at my place, so the inn it is. I'll be there in a few.

next time the hot elf is in town, give him a try. he seems to know his way around vices.

( that’s kind of weird phrasing and Carm wonders why she can’t bring her pot brownie quest to Elena’s, but the fact of the matter is she doesn’t care about the answer as much as she cares about her pot brownies. plus it’d be way more work carrying everything somewhere else. so she doesn’t press.

she is in the kitchen, as promised; there’s a spread of everything she needed and even a recipe abandoned on the counter. which she is sitting on, a little apart from the spread, filing her nails as she waits. she doesn’t even look up as someone joins her. )

You’re Elena, I’m guessing. Very creative username. ( Carmilla looks like the sort of girl that would use “Elvira” as a username, with the dark hair and darker eyeliner and the black stockings cutting just mid-thigh. )

[ a little after her post has been up… ]

Got a status on those brownies, Elvira?

you managed to get a greenhouse going but not an oven?

that depends on whether you're here to gallantly make more or just trying to mooch

i wish, my supply is hardly so sustainable. or i guess it could be, but gardening sounds like eerily like effort, so eh

no, i got it from the pretty blue elf at the night market. he's fun, and accepts kisses as currency, you should give him a shot

( she's been selling Aavaros p hard, he should give her commission next time he's in town, damn... . . . )

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