TEXT, @ELVIRA (TW: DRUG USE)

[vampirella]

does anyone around here know how to make brownies?

i always just used the duncan hines "throw an egg in and you're done" box mixes, there's like 12 ingredients and 6 steps on this recipe and that's heading into the too much work for hash brownies category

convince me it is worth it, somebody. or better yet, do all the hard work, and i'll even split them with you

( maybe not evenly, but isn't it generous enough to offer to share her toked up baked good that she is trying to get out of making personally??? )

Comments

[vampirella]

if he wasn’t highly recommended, i wouldn’t be suggesting it. he wasn’t a bad kisser, and the fact he’s a he is already working against him.

look, i am okay with being a cliche if it means i get free drugs. besides, my lifestyle is best described as walking talking cautionary tale.

[sweetwater]

Your death wasn't some fully pathetic drug thing, was it? I assumed you had nobly but stupidly sacrificed yourself, not that you'd overdosed in a TGI Thursdays parking lot.

[vampirella]

i died with a golden sword in hand, does that really seem like a fully pathetic drug thing

actually, kind of, now that i think about it

but i'm not accepting narcotic critique from a girl that likes to hop up on jingle jangle

[sweetwater]

I didn't name it. The situations are hardly comparable.

[ just wait till you hear about fizzle rocks. ]

[vampirella]

i'm dead. i don't think it matters how high i get at this point. if you have a problem with it, i just know who not to share my brownies with.

( tbh she wasn't planning on sharing with Cheryl period, but that defeats the purpose of her gloating. )

this icon is for you

[sweetwater]

You're going to eat a whole pan of weed brownies by yourself?

i earned it

[vampirella]

( she's already promised some to whoever was foolish enough to make them for her, but Cheryl doesn't need to know that. )

sure. probably in front of you, if you can't think of anything nice to say about your lovely roommate