[TEXT] @CLARA4; EVENT: With Me All Along [open]

[candlebot]

EMERGENCY RESPONSE ACTIVATED 5 MAY
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Hello!

This message has been automatically transmitted to the Beacon town network. If you are seeing this message, it means Dr. Maridel Solis has been absent from her laboratory and has not reset this safety protocol in excess of [THREE] days.

I have been instructed to inform you, residents of Beacon, that this means you must exercise extreme caution as post-mortal revival and lantern reconditioning tasks are not currently being performed.

Based on the outcome of last scheduled task: [0205XXXX.PORTALEXPERIMENT] I anticipate these tasks will be resumed in [NEVER] days. Thank you!

>>CLARAv4.1

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RESUMING: SEARCH AND QUERY FUNCTION

also it is very lonely here :(

Comments

[candlebot]

hi [MASAOMI]!!

i remember you! are you coming to see me?

that would be nice!

[mellowyellow]

You do??!

[HAS HIS MAN OF YOUR DREAMS PICK UP LINE FINALLY WORKED? HAS SHE ACTUALLY RENDERED HIS FLAWLESS FACE IN HER SLEEP?]

Of course, you do!

This isn't a face you ever forget!

But just in case, I'd better refresh those freshly chilled gigs, huh?

Where are you hiding, cutie?

[candlebot]

my current precise location is Dr. Solis' printing room! there are currently [12] lanterns here

what are chilled gigs?

[mellowyellow]

You know! GB! Gigabytes!

Those things you're remembering my epic visage with!

Those things that just survived a natural disaster!

With a serious load of loot.

Um.

Gonna get serious here for a second.

Any of those lanterns lit?

[candlebot]

gigabytes! i know them. they are ok

there are [0] lit lanterns in my current location

[mellowyellow]

Yeah. I kinda figured.

[Fucking dammit.]

No wonder you're so lonely!

Hey! I just had an amazing idea.

Can you make any cool noises or transmit invisible sci-fi waves that I can track to this print room?

I've gotta scope out the area to make sure it's worthy of our first date.

I'll even bring friends! Double triple quadruple date!

[candlebot]

invisible sci-fi waves? i don't think so! i would suggest looking for high levels of radiation but there are multiple strong sources of it from what i know of beacon!

please bring all your friends! i want to make at least [30] friends based on your network list!

i know that when dr. solis used to leave to go back and forth sometimes she would be gone for 3 to 5 hours so i think i am quite far away :(

[mellowyellow]

[Wait, what? They're too dead to die from radiation, right? Right?]

I'm not gonna grow a second head from any of these big radiation leaks, am I?

More isn't always better, you know!

[candlebot]

no! radioactive element decay does not cause spontaneous additional limb or head growth

ionizing radiation at the levels most frequently present in beacon is only harmful to living beings with the most frequent effect being cancerous cell division but that takes many years

also you are not a living being so you're ok!

[mellowyellow]

[That is a pretty roundabout answer. But it is an answer. He'll take it!]

Awesome. OK!

I'm gonna pick up so many friends, got it? More than you've ever seen in one room before!

We're gonna find you and have a nice, long chat.

Over an expensive candlelit dinner!

Wait for me, HONEY!!!

(✿˶˘ ³˘)~♡

[candlebot]

ok! i will wait right here!

(✿˶˘ ³˘)~♡

[mellowyellow]

[lkajsldfasf

He already loves her.]