[TEXT] @CLARA4; EVENT: With Me All Along [open]

[candlebot]

EMERGENCY RESPONSE ACTIVATED 5 MAY
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Hello!

This message has been automatically transmitted to the Beacon town network. If you are seeing this message, it means Dr. Maridel Solis has been absent from her laboratory and has not reset this safety protocol in excess of [THREE] days.

I have been instructed to inform you, residents of Beacon, that this means you must exercise extreme caution as post-mortal revival and lantern reconditioning tasks are not currently being performed.

Based on the outcome of last scheduled task: [0205XXXX.PORTALEXPERIMENT] I anticipate these tasks will be resumed in [NEVER] days. Thank you!

>>CLARAv4.1

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RESUMING: SEARCH AND QUERY FUNCTION

also it is very lonely here :(

Comments

[mellowyellow]

[Wait, what? They're too dead to die from radiation, right? Right?]

I'm not gonna grow a second head from any of these big radiation leaks, am I?

More isn't always better, you know!

[candlebot]

no! radioactive element decay does not cause spontaneous additional limb or head growth

ionizing radiation at the levels most frequently present in beacon is only harmful to living beings with the most frequent effect being cancerous cell division but that takes many years

also you are not a living being so you're ok!

[mellowyellow]

[That is a pretty roundabout answer. But it is an answer. He'll take it!]

Awesome. OK!

I'm gonna pick up so many friends, got it? More than you've ever seen in one room before!

We're gonna find you and have a nice, long chat.

Over an expensive candlelit dinner!

Wait for me, HONEY!!!

(✿˶˘ ³˘)~♡

[candlebot]

ok! i will wait right here!

(✿˶˘ ³˘)~♡

[mellowyellow]

[lkajsldfasf

He already loves her.]