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C.lA.R.Av4 ([personal profile] candlebot) wrote in [community profile] networkinthenight2020-05-05 04:19 pm

[TEXT] @CLARA4; EVENT: With Me All Along [open]

EMERGENCY RESPONSE ACTIVATED 5 MAY
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. . .

Hello!

This message has been automatically transmitted to the Beacon town network. If you are seeing this message, it means Dr. Maridel Solis has been absent from her laboratory and has not reset this safety protocol in excess of [THREE] days.

I have been instructed to inform you, residents of Beacon, that this means you must exercise extreme caution as post-mortal revival and lantern reconditioning tasks are not currently being performed.

Based on the outcome of last scheduled task: [0205XXXX.PORTALEXPERIMENT] I anticipate these tasks will be resumed in [NEVER] days. Thank you!

>>CLARAv4.1

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RESUMING: SEARCH AND QUERY FUNCTION

also it is very lonely here :(
mellowyellow: (i had sex while watching halloween)

text; @bacura

[personal profile] mellowyellow 2020-05-06 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Clara!

CLARA!!!

Nice to meet you, Clara! I'm Masaomi Kida.

The man of your digital dreams!

You'll never have to be lonely again!!


[Is Masaomi just glad to read something, anything, that lets him know a bigger brain than his is still out there watching over them? Maybe.]
immortalaccursed: (such disparate demands)

@username; voice

[personal profile] immortalaccursed 2020-05-06 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear.

Sounds like someone shall have to check in on our dear doctor's lab. Where might we find it?
Edited 2020-05-06 00:13 (UTC)
paletteswap: (Kombat will settle this)

@Grandmaster | Text

[personal profile] paletteswap 2020-05-06 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Never is a fairly ominous prediction of her return.

What was the Portal Experiment she was working on?
flangirl: anime arc Whole Cake Island (Baker-chan)

@purin; text

[personal profile] flangirl 2020-05-06 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ What even - ]

Hello Clara! My name is Pudding. It's nice to meet you!

If it's not terribly rude to ask, might I inquire as to what you are?
arsarcanum: (pic#13784118)

@langit; text;

[personal profile] arsarcanum 2020-05-06 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, now you got us! no more loneliness allowed :)

i'm sora! it's nice to meet you, clara. are you a program? does that make dr. solis your user?
fjorgedinfire: Official art by <user name=ornerine site=tumblr.com> (Default)

text; may 11

[personal profile] fjorgedinfire 2020-05-07 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[So his response is delayed because he only found Something Of Note today.]

Clara, do you mind if I ask you a question about some of those fancy locks here in Beacon? Seems like Doctor Solis used to use them.
legalcy: (🎵 I'm going out for a moment)

[personal profile] legalcy 2020-05-07 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[He assumed this was simply a generated message until the last sentence.

That's not how you write an official letter.]


Are you operating the messaging system alone?

[Clearly, there is someone on the other end attaching personal sentiments to emails.]