TEXT, @ELVIRA (TW: DRUG USE)

[vampirella]

does anyone around here know how to make brownies?

i always just used the duncan hines "throw an egg in and you're done" box mixes, there's like 12 ingredients and 6 steps on this recipe and that's heading into the too much work for hash brownies category

convince me it is worth it, somebody. or better yet, do all the hard work, and i'll even split them with you

( maybe not evenly, but isn't it generous enough to offer to share her toked up baked good that she is trying to get out of making personally??? )

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[vampirella]

as much as i'd love to promise to have an interesting problem, so far this place has been as fascinating as watching someone eat wallpaper paste

but okay i'll bite, triple b. you know anything about modding motorcycles? specifically lame as shit battery powered ones

[unpredict]

Nope.

[ at least he's honest. does it count if he murdered a man who knew motorcycles inside and out? ]

How hard could it be? I'm sure there's a book in the library that would help me figure out which is my left and which is my right.

[ he's joking. he knows his lefts from his rights. kinda. ]

[vampirella]

so i already know more than you, is what i'm hearing.

well, i'll have to find some other use for you, handsome. maybe you can hold the flashlight for me, modding motorcycles in perennial darkness would be a bit of a trial otherwise

[unpredict]

I'm very good at holding flashlights. Up above, down below, or just at the right eye line. It's a talent you cannot be taught.

You'll never want anyone to hold a flashlight for you again after me.

[vampirella]

i can't accuse you of lacking confidence, can i?

which is good, you need confidence to run a torch properly. if i have to tell you to point it places every 10 seconds we're both going to lose our minds

[unpredict]

Don't let anyone know. Once word gets out that I'm excellent at holding torches, I won't be available to hold yours.

[vampirella]

so much confidence and so little loyalty, tsk tsk

it's a deal, if you help me with my motorcycle i'll give you a couple brownies. i'll make it 3 if you know enough about the tools that i don't have to explain which one i mean

[unpredict]

I know my tools very well.

[ knows a few in real life, too! ]

It's a Pauls head, right?

[vampirella]

you have a knack for uninspiring confidence, cutie

the 3rd is officially conditional on you being at all helpful now

[unpredict]

I'd swear a solid oath of usefulness, but I don't quite know your name… Unless it's Elvira?
Then I've been awfully rude.

[vampirella]

it's not, but honestly we share the same vibe, why not a name?

carmilla, if you're a stickler for formalities. i'm guessing you're not a creative un type, huh? kol, sounds old world. i like it

[unpredict]

I couldn't decide if I should go with "handsome" or "tall", so I went with my name. Don't they say sometimes a name says it all?

[ like that he's old world—surprisingly very accurate, camilla. his mother wasn't cool enough to maybe spell his name as "khol"—possibly knew a kardashian might want to copyright it. ]

It's nice to meet you, Carmilla. I can't wait to hold your torch.