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[trashmouthed]

this is the most advanced tech i've ever seen and it still doesn't have street fighter or anything decent so what's the point?

all i managed to do was this:

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and it took hours but in case you were wondering, that's my face right now. i hate it here, thanks for nothing beacon. why couldn't i just die like a normal person and drift off into the empty nothing?

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[trashmouthed]

what the dick is a sachiko digiman?

see i'm not willing to lose the tablet, the last computer i saw weighed like a metric ton and did all of three things that took six hours to complete.

[mellowyellow]

The opposite of a dick actually. Sachiko's a chick!

A ghost chick.

What I'm saying is that I want to haunt my buddy's internet search history and make fun of him for it for all eternity.

You can relate.

[Can he though, if his computer was that useless?]

Also. Fun fact: You get a new one if you break yours.

[trashmouthed]

Jesus
What the hell did your friend ever do to you?

I'm not sure I'd want to know half of what my friends spent their private time on.
But you do you with your freaky ghost lady I guess

Well, isn't that nice of this shit hole - eternal suffering but at least we're plugged in!

[mellowyellow]

This is what's called true brotherly love. I torture because I care!

Learn and practice this great miracle of life, young grasshopper. It is my gift to you.

Well.

That and this.

(*≧∇≦)ﾉ＜※*・:*:｀♪:*:。*・☆*

[trashmouthed]

remind me not to let you anywhere near my shit.

torturing is absolutely not a skillset I need you to Master Miyagi me into.

and what IS that? some kind of face? throwing glitter?????

[mellowyellow]

Your loss!

That is exactly what it is.

Tis the season of shinies! Lights, tinsel, and more glitter than an angel can vomit!

[trashmouthed]

what? it's christmas time?
it was literally the middle of summer when i died.

[mellowyellow]

I know it's hard but it might be time to tear your eyes away from your screen and look outside a window!

It's frigid, you know. You can see it on the glass!

[trashmouthed]

i didn't think that meant anything - figured it had to do with the lights or more par for the course of this place being a shithole.

[mellowyellow]

I mean, it's all of those things too.

But it's also the season for cold and cuddling.

[trashmouthed]

Look at you, no shortage of things to do.
Prank your friend - cuddling with people I want see your daily check-list.

[mellowyellow]

What can I say? I'm a busy guy!

If you can't make your own fun in this dump, your brain is gonna rot right out of your skull!

[trashmouthed]

Isn't our whole body technically rotting somewhere anyway?

Like I know for a fact mine is probably unless it made one quick snack.

At least you're not bored, I guess. Jesus. I envy that.

[mellowyellow]

That's not something I want to get technical about!

Don't envy me, buddy. Live me.

[trashmouthed]

I'm gonna pretend LIVE you isn't a total oxymoron and ask what the fuck that means instead

[mellowyellow]

It's like be the change you want to see, except a lot less condescendingly preachy.

Because it's about me.

And I'm awesome.

You're not into the whole torture scene. I getcha. It's not for the faint of heart!

But I can still show you some pretty neat places to hang when the boredom bug bites.

[trashmouthed]

Okay, Gandhi. Maybe I'll take you up on that - as long as I'm off of your torture task-list. I've had enough of that in my LIFEtime, believe me.

[mellowyellow]

Don't dump the new kid in the murder forest. Gotcha!

(*＾∀ﾟ)ъ

Come on, man! Not even I'm that much of a dick.

I don't know you well enough to mess with you yet.