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[trashmouthed]

this is the most advanced tech i've ever seen and it still doesn't have street fighter or anything decent so what's the point?

all i managed to do was this:

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and it took hours but in case you were wondering, that's my face right now. i hate it here, thanks for nothing beacon. why couldn't i just die like a normal person and drift off into the empty nothing?

Comments

@freddie1967

[sauntered_downward]

I like your attitude. The town needs more people like you.

[trashmouthed]

idk
maybe this town needs less of everyone. we're supposed to just cease to exist.
now i'm dead and i'm still getting ripped off.

@rlutece

[originallutece]

You could always play Sudoku.

Or make yourself useful.

[trashmouthed]

i tried the soduko. after the first four puzzles i was bored.
i don't need a numbers game, i need a meeting with whoever decided that this was death.

hard pass on the useful. there's no point.

[originallutece]

Oh, do tell: how is there no point?

[trashmouthed]

i'll answer your question with another question
why do you think that there is?

[originallutece]

Let's start with escape, shall we?

@darkness

[evulsed]

Death isn't that simple.

How did you do that?

Text | @Nightshade

[primordialerebus]

please don't teach him

[evulsed]

What's this? Sounds like you want me to give you something to complain about Coraline.

[primordialerebus]

Sounds like you're projecting edgelord.

[evulsed]

If you keep looking for trouble it'll find you.

[trashmouthed]

i hope he figures it out just to spite you

[primordialerebus]

What'd I do to you? :/

[trashmouthed]

OF COURSE it's that simple
you're in pain, you're floating, you die and then you're supposed just stop everything

figures i'd be cursed even after biting the big one huh

it's in the key bar thing with the misc characters or whatever

[evulsed]

[ this person is being facetious, but seeing it written so plainly makes Vanitas heart squeeze with longing. it stops him from being quite as vicious as he normally would be. ]

Until someone drags you back up from the abyss.

It's not permanent here, either. So if you get yourself killed, don't expect it to stick unless you're lucky.






I don't see anything that looks like that.

[trashmouthed]

yeah someone as in whoever decided i needed to be here if all places.

of course isn't permanent here. how the fuck am i supposed to die twice?

swipe over to the different kinds of character options.

text; @bacura

[mellowyellow]

Preach it!

When they told me I couldn't haunt the internet like some kind of Sachiko Digimon, I threw my tablet into the lake.

[That's... not how it actually went, but. Close enough.]

[trashmouthed]

what the dick is a sachiko digiman?

see i'm not willing to lose the tablet, the last computer i saw weighed like a metric ton and did all of three things that took six hours to complete.

[mellowyellow]

The opposite of a dick actually. Sachiko's a chick!

A ghost chick.

What I'm saying is that I want to haunt my buddy's internet search history and make fun of him for it for all eternity.

You can relate.

[Can he though, if his computer was that useless?]

Also. Fun fact: You get a new one if you break yours.

[trashmouthed]

Jesus
What the hell did your friend ever do to you?

I'm not sure I'd want to know half of what my friends spent their private time on.
But you do you with your freaky ghost lady I guess

Well, isn't that nice of this shit hole - eternal suffering but at least we're plugged in!

@dr; text

[donttalktome]

You know there's a drawing function, right?

[trashmouthed]

that would be really heplful if i was any good at art.

[donttalktome]

It's not as if you're any better at whatever that is up there.
Practice makes perfect.

[trashmouthed]

that's just something tired old assholes say to keep young kids preoccupied with pipe dreams.
i'll stick to my stupid block art. you go ahead and paint the Sistine chapel.