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[trashmouthed]

this is the most advanced tech i've ever seen and it still doesn't have street fighter or anything decent so what's the point?

all i managed to do was this:

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and it took hours but in case you were wondering, that's my face right now. i hate it here, thanks for nothing beacon. why couldn't i just die like a normal person and drift off into the empty nothing?

Comments

[trashmouthed]

i didn't think that meant anything - figured it had to do with the lights or more par for the course of this place being a shithole.

[mellowyellow]

I mean, it's all of those things too.

But it's also the season for cold and cuddling.

[trashmouthed]

Look at you, no shortage of things to do.
Prank your friend - cuddling with people I want see your daily check-list.

[mellowyellow]

What can I say? I'm a busy guy!

If you can't make your own fun in this dump, your brain is gonna rot right out of your skull!

[trashmouthed]

Isn't our whole body technically rotting somewhere anyway?

Like I know for a fact mine is probably unless it made one quick snack.

At least you're not bored, I guess. Jesus. I envy that.

[mellowyellow]

That's not something I want to get technical about!

Don't envy me, buddy. Live me.

[trashmouthed]

I'm gonna pretend LIVE you isn't a total oxymoron and ask what the fuck that means instead

[mellowyellow]

It's like be the change you want to see, except a lot less condescendingly preachy.

Because it's about me.

And I'm awesome.

You're not into the whole torture scene. I getcha. It's not for the faint of heart!

But I can still show you some pretty neat places to hang when the boredom bug bites.

[trashmouthed]

Okay, Gandhi. Maybe I'll take you up on that - as long as I'm off of your torture task-list. I've had enough of that in my LIFEtime, believe me.

[mellowyellow]

Don't dump the new kid in the murder forest. Gotcha!

(*＾∀ﾟ)ъ

Come on, man! Not even I'm that much of a dick.

I don't know you well enough to mess with you yet.