@jtodd; audio

[mind_blown]

So, who spent a solid two weeks asleep last month?

And question for them. Was the food worth it?

Comments

[mind_blown]

Is there any food that wouldn’t be worth it to you? Given how often you talk about it, I’m starting to think the answer is no.

For the record, if that’s what you like, that’s what you like. But I’m just saying.

[webshoots]

—No.

I'm a simple man after the simple pleasures in life, what can I say?

2/2

[webshoots]

No, wait, I change my mind: I had a $9 bagel once.

Williamsburg.

Re: 2/2

[mind_blown]

You... paid for that?

[webshoots]

No, I ate it.

—My skinflint of a boss also paid my bonus in chocolate once.

[mind_blown]

That’s a relief. I didn’t want to think you were in the same class as people who eat burgers with a knife and fork.

I’d have done some serious recalculating on the type of person you are.

But now I just see that’s your boss.

[webshoots]

Is that even legal?

It was his attempt to not pay me an actual bonus. I think his understanding of a fair wage peaked at the same time as the introduction of the general minimum wage. He's a delicate soul, is our Jonah.

[mind_blown]

Sadly, it is. But it shouldn't be. You didn't have to watch it, at least.

Anyway, miserly boss that generally tries to underpay his workers? Sounds like a type.

[ of a certain generation. ]

[webshoots]

Question is: why did you? Sure, you're telling me it's legal, but I'm positive it's grounds for citizen's arrest where I'm from.

—Type? No, there's no-one quite like JJ. He's one of a kind, in all the worst ways imaginable.

[mind_blown]

[ so he will just. very smoothly glide over the first question, and focus on the second one. Thanks, Peter!]

Buying 9 dollar bagels seems like a pretty obvious tell of how bad this guy is, but sounds like you've got worse.