@jtodd; audio

[mind_blown]

So, who spent a solid two weeks asleep last month?

And question for them. Was the food worth it?

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Re: 2/2

[mind_blown]

You... paid for that?

[webshoots]

No, I ate it.

—My skinflint of a boss also paid my bonus in chocolate once.

[mind_blown]

That’s a relief. I didn’t want to think you were in the same class as people who eat burgers with a knife and fork.

I’d have done some serious recalculating on the type of person you are.

But now I just see that’s your boss.

[webshoots]

Is that even legal?

It was his attempt to not pay me an actual bonus. I think his understanding of a fair wage peaked at the same time as the introduction of the general minimum wage. He's a delicate soul, is our Jonah.

[mind_blown]

Sadly, it is. But it shouldn't be. You didn't have to watch it, at least.

Anyway, miserly boss that generally tries to underpay his workers? Sounds like a type.

[ of a certain generation. ]

[webshoots]

Question is: why did you? Sure, you're telling me it's legal, but I'm positive it's grounds for citizen's arrest where I'm from.

—Type? No, there's no-one quite like JJ. He's one of a kind, in all the worst ways imaginable.

[mind_blown]

[ so he will just. very smoothly glide over the first question, and focus on the second one. Thanks, Peter!]

Buying 9 dollar bagels seems like a pretty obvious tell of how bad this guy is, but sounds like you've got worse.