[text] @fuckthis [open]

[evocation]

hey
so has anyone else noticed that their magic is all fucked up?
if you're not used to magic it'd be sweet if we could skip past the whole disbelief and shock part of this convo
i'm a wizard and it's cool as hell and i don't have a big white beard and now we're moving on
anyway my point is, nothing but the bonfire and lanterns seems to be casting any light
i figured maybe the darkness here was caused by a spell, but i have fire and light spells that are supposed to work anyway and they're not
so i guess my question is if anyone has spells or magic that are actually casting light
everything else i've tried casting has worked fine

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Re: @dysmas

[evocation]

i totally did
the flashlight on my phone doesn't work either
idk, it's fucking weird
have you tried setting anything on fire?

@dysmas

[chardismastic]

haven't had much need to yet but considering the luck the bird had with it i wasn't exactly champing at the bit

going to make cooking interesting

[evocation]

idk i just wanted to make sure it wasn't some kind of trick
my fire still gives off heat so i guess we can cook things that way
it's gonna be a pain in the ass though

[chardismastic]

i hear you trust but verify is one of the best methods

yeah i could guess grilling is right out

[evocation]

god, at least someone appreciates my methods

[chardismastic]

what other process are we supposed to go with?

"these random people told us something on a beach and a birdman squawked at us, case closed i guess"?

[evocation]

dude
you'd be surprised
people are totally like that

[chardismastic]

sad to say i probably wouldn't be

a vast majority of people are just that kind of stupid