[text] @fuckthis [open]

[evocation]

hey
so has anyone else noticed that their magic is all fucked up?
if you're not used to magic it'd be sweet if we could skip past the whole disbelief and shock part of this convo
i'm a wizard and it's cool as hell and i don't have a big white beard and now we're moving on
anyway my point is, nothing but the bonfire and lanterns seems to be casting any light
i figured maybe the darkness here was caused by a spell, but i have fire and light spells that are supposed to work anyway and they're not
so i guess my question is if anyone has spells or magic that are actually casting light
everything else i've tried casting has worked fine

Comments

[ultimatums]

Must've missed that day at cowboy school
I could probably start a stick fire but it'd take some elbow grease

[evocation]

try it
uh
please?

[ultimatums]

Let me get this straight
You want me to leave my room and find myself some sticks outside and try to make a fire

[evocation]

yep
come on
sticks aren't even hard to find

1/2

[ultimatums]

Fine
But only because I think you're funny

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[ like, twenty minutes later. his arms are hurting and so is his back. kyna, you owe him bigtime for this. ]

Not even a spark

[evocation]

shit
did you get any smoke or anything?
and thanks for calling me funny
does that mean you like me?

[ultimatums]

Maybe

There was smoke, yeah
Nothing came out of it, though

[evocation]

that's fucked
right?

[ultimatums]

You have such a way with words
You're right though, it is
Looks to be Beacon-wide, although I can't say I'm surprised considering the bonfire and this lantern bullshit
What's your lantern look like, out of curiosity?

[evocation]

it's the elfiest bullshit i've ever seen
what about yours?

[ultimatums]

Looks like the gas lamps we used to have down the mine

[evocation]

you used to work in a mine?

[ultimatums]

When I was 19, yeah
Not for long

[evocation]

jesus
how much did that suck?

[ultimatums]

About as much as you expect and then a little more besides
My last day, the whole thing nearly caved in on me
Wonder if I'd been crushed to death as a 19 year old I still would've ended up here

[evocation]

were you a cool 19 year old or do you think i would have punched you?

[ultimatums]

Obviously I was incredibly, powerfully cool
I'd never been far out of the holler but I did break a kid's knee with a baseball bat one time

[evocation]

so you just turned into a grumpy old man anyway?
times marches on, huh?

1/?

[ultimatums]

Kyna

[ultimatums]

I'm not grumpy

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4/4

[ultimatums]

And even if I am I have good reason

[evocation]

okay
let me hear your good reason

[ultimatums]

Does being dead not count as a reason