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[lunchbreaks]

Hello there, everyone, this is Aziraphale. With the advent of the Songbird on our devices, I was hoping to ask you all a favor. Or, well, it's more like a proposal, really. If people with musical talents could volunteer their time, we could record some songs with our devices and publish them for public listening on the why-fye.

I was also wondering if anyone here was familiar with the work of someone called Freddie Mercury, or perhaps one of the Velvet Undergrounds? They are performers from Earth, somewhere in the latter half of the 20th century or early 21st century. I would like to make a personal request that we could make some of their music available post-haste!

I admit that I have very little to offer in this project, myself. However, if anyone is interested in book passage recitations, I would be delighted to take requests, provided I'm familiar with the material!

[ Additional note: Aziraphale has intended to filter this message to everyone except for Crowley to be able to see it, but he has messed up and just made it open. ]

Comments

[legalcy]

I have not requested anything. This is simply from what I heard from those that had requested items from Pluto before I arrived.

It seems not everyone asked for something.

[lunchbreaks]

Dear Ultra Magnus,
Yes, I have not asked for anything.

Did everyone tell you that the wishes come with consequences?
-Aziraphale

[legalcy]

What sort of wishes do you mean?

[This is starting to sound very illegal.]

[lunchbreaks]

Ultra Magnus,
You know. Requests. But I had heard the payments were all very consequential, as if making a wish to a Djinn.
Sincerely,
Aziraphale.

[legalcy]

I feel as if you are either unsure of what others have requested or if you are deliberately hiding the details.

If they have caused you harm, I will not have you face consequences.

[lunchbreaks]

If you think I am deliberately being obtuse, I'm afraid you are going to get rather frustrated with the level of information available to us in general.

You may ask for music from the Night Market, but it may extract a toll from you as payment. I am not sure that it is worth the hassle, but that is for you to decide.
-Aziraphale

[legalcy]

I see that this will not be easy mission.

[It never is. There's so much work to do.]

These "tolls" that the merchants request do not improve my impression of them.

[lunchbreaks]

Dear Ultra Magnus,
It is a market and we live in a barter economy. It is merely a caveat, though I shall see what sort of vendors show up this time.
-Aziraphale