@Ultra_Magnus; text; Shortly after arriving

[legalcy]

Re: Housing concern.

Greetings,

My name is [It's a struggle getting used to typing the correct name here despite the reassuring network usename.] Minimus Ambus. If you have witnessed a large mechanical life form near the ferry today, you would have seen me. I have briefly gone through the buildings near the bonfire, but many appear to be occupied or otherwise not meeting my standards.

To those who have resided here for longer than I have: where are the cleanest residences? I require little, simply a flat surface on which to recharge and storage space. The current state of the room is not a barrier, considering the state of many things in Beacon, but I must be able to maintain it well and frequently.

Signed,

Minimus Ambus

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text; @bacura

[mellowyellow]

Thank you for making my childhood dreams come true.

[legalcy]

Please clarify.

[mellowyellow]

Well. In your immortal words, I "have witnessed a large, mechanical life form" today.

[legalcy]

[Usually people aren't happy to see a Cybertronian with their own eyes. ]

I assure you that I am not here to indulge in one's fantasies. I am simply a Cybertronian among a majority human population.

[mellowyellow]

[Clearly Minimus Ambus has been meeting all the wrong people.]

You don't have to be humble about it! It's a-okay!

Being a giant robot is freaking cool even if all you do all day is stand around looking pretty.

[legalcy]

[To be fair, every time a Cybertronian showed up, it meant there was going to be lots of explosions and war going on in their backyards.]

Some of my colleagues would believe that statement, but I am a living, sentient being as any other.

[mellowyellow]

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were still trying to be humble about this.

(´ε(○=(ﾟ∀ﾟ　)

[legalcy]

I'm nothing impressive when compared to other Cybertronians.

[That's a mix of humility and his actual feelings about himself.]

However, if we are to collaborate, please don't feel the need to view me in the highest regard. It makes for an unproductive work environment.

[mellowyellow]

On one condition!








I get to stand on your shoulders.

[legalcy]

No. That's dangerous.

[mellowyellow]

Then I guess I'm just going to have to loudly put you up on a pedestal in public as often as humanly possible!

[legalcy]

I said not to do so.

[He wants to crawl under a desk and hide from his embarrassment.]

[mellowyellow]

And I said I wanted to ride a mech.