[text] @quicksilver

[techtype]

So...random question for anyone who's attached currently...or has been attached in the past, I'm not picky!

what's the best way to ask someone out?

that isn't "just go up to them and ask". I've tried, it don't work.

...asking for a friend, of course.

Comments

[mellowyellow]

It's okay, I don't blame you. You've never experienced the joys and terrors of real living!

But don't despair! You are not abandoned!

In fact, I'll even offer up my infamous expertise in this once in a lifetime opportunity!

I, Masaomi Kida, will teach you, pitiful edgelord Darkness, how to love!!!!

[evulsed]

[ Somewhere, Vanitas lets loose a riotous peel of laughter. ]

Your delusion is seamless, and you don't even have the excuse of the endless night to blame yet.

It's no wonder you died, thinking such weak thoughts like that.

[mellowyellow]

Says the equally dead dude. Come on, you can do better.

At least I lived my life. You don't even understand the importance of a confession!

[evulsed]

My death isn't something someone so feeble minded as you could hope to understand.

The importance of realizing you aren't worth the time or energy to someone you so desperately want the attention of?

Let's hear it. Explain it to me, since you know so much.

[mellowyellow]

Until you stop teasing shit, I'm just going to assume that means it was death by sex toy.

The importance is then getting up off your ass and doing it again anyway!

Even if you only get 1 yes for every 1000 nos, that just means you have to confess 1001 times to find The One!!!

[evulsed]

[ Masaomi pls Disney might be watching. ]

Disgusting.

[mellowyellow]

[This is what Disney deserves.]

Don't blame me for you not having a cute date.

[evulsed]

You should be more concerned with everyone else.

1001? That's pretty greedy.

Isn't there a word for people like you, that go around desperate for that kind of attention?

[mellowyellow]

Ladies' Man

Playboy

Heartbreaker

Lady Killer

Casanova

Lover Boy

Super Sexy Stud

???

[evulsed]

Inadequate.

[mellowyellow]

Careful, your jealousy is showing. It's not a good look.