[text] @quicksilver

[techtype]

So...random question for anyone who's attached currently...or has been attached in the past, I'm not picky!

what's the best way to ask someone out?

that isn't "just go up to them and ask". I've tried, it don't work.

...asking for a friend, of course.

Comments

[evulsed]

My death isn't something someone so feeble minded as you could hope to understand.

The importance of realizing you aren't worth the time or energy to someone you so desperately want the attention of?

Let's hear it. Explain it to me, since you know so much.

[mellowyellow]

Until you stop teasing shit, I'm just going to assume that means it was death by sex toy.

The importance is then getting up off your ass and doing it again anyway!

Even if you only get 1 yes for every 1000 nos, that just means you have to confess 1001 times to find The One!!!

[evulsed]

[ Masaomi pls Disney might be watching. ]

Disgusting.

[mellowyellow]

[This is what Disney deserves.]

Don't blame me for you not having a cute date.

[evulsed]

You should be more concerned with everyone else.

1001? That's pretty greedy.

Isn't there a word for people like you, that go around desperate for that kind of attention?

[mellowyellow]

Ladies' Man

Playboy

Heartbreaker

Lady Killer

Casanova

Lover Boy

Super Sexy Stud

???

[evulsed]

Inadequate.

[mellowyellow]

Careful, your jealousy is showing. It's not a good look.