first experiment; 9:53 PM

[originallutece]

For our more vampiric population, I come to you with a solution for your dietary problems.

I've invented artificial blood. A substance you can consume without harming others, but that will sustain you much as food and water. I owe a debt to Elena for helping me test them.

Unfortunately, it cannot yet be used in a medical sense-- for blood transplants, which are, by the by, a very important part of medical knowledge, which makes up the second part of this announcement.

If you do not know your blood type, come see me, and I can at least determine it. Blood types are a vital bit of information in a place where one routinely gets cut to bits. Transfusing blood-- that is, the act of giving one's blood to another-- can save a life in many cases. However, if the wrong sorts of blood interact, the result can be deadly.

Many of you do not know your blood type. This will, inevitably, come back to bite you.

So. I suggest you come by my lab within the next few days and find out, before you nearly die of an injury, manage to make it back to town, and then die of your original blood sensing the invader and killing off the cells that came to theoretically heal you. What a horrible, ironic death that would be.

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—text / @anonymous

[webshoots]

Needles make me woozy.

[originallutece]

Dying of blood loss will make you feel worse, I assure you.

[webshoots]

Oh, man, you really underestimate the potent mix of anxiety-sweat and spandex.

[originallutece]

How vivid.

It's a momentary pinprick. You'll live. Or not, frankly, no one is forcing you to come in.

[webshoots]

I didn't want to leave anything to the imagination. Think of it as the textual equivalent of spandex.

Lady, I know what blood tests look and feel like. Live's kind of debatable though, right? I'll exist, probably. Schrödinger's Spider: am I alive? Am I dead? No-one knows.

All I'm saying is I'm a sensitive guy.

[originallutece]

Madam Lutece, thank you. I didn't attend higher education to be called lady.

So what you're saying, in sum, is that you're so afraid of a needleprick that you're opting to take your very tentative thread on life and put it at greater risk.

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[webshoots]

Madam Lutece.

Listen, I'm not trying to be cute about this, but

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[webshoots]

...Okay, I'll admit it. I am being cute about this. I'm a cute guy.

Anyway, point is: my blood has some anomalies. It's not that I don't trust you, I just don't trust this place.

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[originallutece]

You're something, anyway.

But I suppose that's fair enough, though you've intrigued me on what particular anomalies your blood contains. What is it about this place you're worried a bit of blood sampling might do?

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[webshoots]

Charming? Handsome? Shockingly suave?

But that's way too generous. It's not just here.

[ hnnnngh. ]

Might be easier if I show you. I mean that in a strictly 'show and tell the class' kind of way, not a 'give you my bodily fluids kind of way', because I really wasn't kidding when I said needles give me the heebie-jeebies.

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[originallutece]

You know where I am. Come in through the door, please, if you come in through the roof you may be shot.

[Is she joking? She is not. It's been too many close calls lately.]

AAAAH don't ask me what happened, i don't know

[webshoots]

[ come in through the door, she said, you may be shot. he doesn't doubt that he'd be able to avoid any bullets — spider-sense, alright? but it'd set an awkward tone for the meeting. it's not, too, that he's particularly interested in elaborating the exact nature of—

everything, it's just that if something did happen, it's worth someone being aware that his irradiated blood could kill someone.

(when he'd said he wanted a distraction, this wasn't entirely what he'd meant.)

he's been here a couple of times, as peter. he knows where to find rosalind, then, so after pushing open the door, he pointedly, deliberately crawls along the ceiling. he rests a short distance away from her; improbably, he perches against the wall. there's a breath of a pause and he glances from her, to her tablet, to her lantern and back again.

he raises a hand; then, he coughs. ]

[originallutece]

How creepy.

[It's more an amused remark than anything, weary but interested. He'd come through the door, and thus hadn't scared her half out of her mind, so she'll accept that bit of wall-crawling. She's a little more beaten and battered than the last time Peter had seen her: a patch covered her eye, and a nasty scar extends from the bottom of it down her face, her neck . . .

Maybe that's why she used text.]

How is it you're doing that, exactly?

[She comes to stand as close to him as she can-- which, given how he's positioned, more or less means she's under him, but whatever. She's not reaching, just . . . studying.]

[webshoots]

[ he waves his hand, loosely and dismissively, then: ] Tiny hairs? [ it's uttered with only the vaguest intonation of a question, and he lifts a shoulder in an approximation of a shrug. it's not the truth; he's never really given it a whole lot of thought beyond the odd moment of panic when he's lost the ability to stick to surfaces (or that time that tony had said he left a residue, which was frankly insulting and—

god, he still hadn't found out if tony was messing with him or not.) he knows, too, that she won't accept it as truth: it'd be impossible given the way his hands and feet are covered. ] You know there's that old wives tale about swallowing a disturbing number of spiders when you sleep?

[originallutece]

I believe my nanny told me that when I was a child, yes.

[She half-heartedly lifts an arm, but no, he's too far for her to run a finger against him and test that theory out. Hm.]

Is there a rather horrifying story about you swallowing a spider upcoming in a moment?

[webshoots]

[ he pauses and looks down at her; the action's slightly exaggerated and punctuated by a slight tilt of his head. he mulls over his answer for one moment, then two, then: ] Not this time. [ he admits. ] Role reversal, kind of. [ beat. ] I was on a school trip — a demonstration in radiology. [ he glances at her, or at least, that's what the sudden movement of his head seems to imply. ] There was a spider, some things happened, and here we are: proportionate strength and abilities of a spider.

[originallutece]

Good lord.

[She takes a step forward. There's a lot of questions she has for him, but the first is--]

How old are you?

[webshoots]

What? [ the response is immediate and the intonation is sharp, almost like he can't quite decide if he's baffled by the question or not. then, a beat of silence and though his expression isn't visible, it's clear that something softens and there's a moment of— ] Oh, right. [ he shifts his weight a little and glances up at the ceiling; there had been that time he'd asked doc strange about having a conversation with a spider (regrettable), and he'd been informed that the average life span of a spider was a year.

one year. he thinks about making a joke about how many times that he is, but then he looks back at rosalind, mentally guesses her age: she's older than he is, by a few years. he thinks of beacon, thinks of how many adults there are and thinks of how many there are that are close to his age. he groans. ] I can see why you'd ask that, but I'm a little shy and I have an identity that the [ he waves a hand at his mask ], does a pretty good job of keeping secret, and—.

We can leave it at: old enough to joke about not staying up late on a school night and think it's a little bit endearing.

[originallutece]

[So likely younger than her, but not by much. Certainly not older. Interesting, and she notes that for later. There aren't too many people in this town, after all, and there's two of them running around with masks on.

God. Of all places.]

And so you're worried that your mutant blood won't be compatible.

I'd still like to study it.

[webshoots]

It's not. [ he answers. ] It contains a degree of radiation that can and will prove lethal to the average human. [ don't ask him how he knows — or do, maybe. alas, poor aunt may.

and also mj in that one alternate future where spider-semen killed her, but we

don't talk about that. ]

Why do you want to study it? [ peter can count on one hand the number of people he's willingly let near a sample of his blood. to say it's not his favourite idea is an understatement. ]

[originallutece]

Because I don't understand it. I'm a scientist first and foremost.

Add to the fact that here, in this halfway place, our blood may be shifting more than we realize. Who's to say? Perhaps your blood will hold a clue.

[webshoots]

[ he gets it, he does, but for all the best intentions in the world he doesn't want to open that door unnecessarily. no-one he knows has turned up here yet — although bucky's name on the obituaries had earned a second glance (the bucky he knows absolutely isn't here) — but that doesn't mean they won't, and he's not interested in having a vial of his blood just lying around for any interested parties.

the only flicker of hesitation that occurs is the small voice that says 'but morbius had wanted your blood to look into a cure', and—

who knows? maybe it could help, but to date none of the vampires here had harmed anyone (had they?), and rosalind had already succeeded in creating synthetic blood— ]

Listen, you get some proof that backs that theory up and says my blood can help us here and I'll be back, but I'm not interested in doing it for a maybe. [ beat. ] Once bitten, twice shy, you know how it goes.

[originallutece]

I do.

[And surprisingly, phrased like that, she can at least, if not respect it, at least tolerate it. She knows very well what it's like to be betrayed for something that's inherently a part of you, even if her own problem wasn't nearly so innocent.]

Will you allow for other questions?

[webshoots]

[ he shifts his weight a little, and eyes her, just for a second. a breath of a pause and he lifts a shoulder in a loose shrug. ]

Sure. [ a beat. he thinks, briefly, of ezekiel and the spider-totems, of the web of life and of madame web and how it — all of it — isn't quite as simple as 'got bit, suddenly! spider powers.' (of course, it was, kind of, but&mdash.

the magic aspect is a little beyond him.) ] I can't promise I can answer them, but you can ask.

[originallutece]

Why the mask?

[She takes a seat, one leg crossing over the other. It's easier than standing and staring up at him.]

I can understand in a larger population, given your uniqueness. But here, we've less than a hundred of us. And frankly, you can't possibly be worried about scientists-- I should think even if I tried to dissect you, there'd be an outrage. But there's two of you running about in masks, so clearly there's a factor I'm missing.