text; @bacura

[mellowyellow]

Hey, it's Masaomi here! Bringing you the most important PSA of your life.

Maybe you've seen me around lately, and if you have, you probably noticed something missing!

See, I'm a pretty fashionable dude, not that you'd know it with this lumberjack chic theme the store's got going on. Anyway, I died as every bad ass guy should: with all my flashy jewelry! Which means I still had it on me when the ferry sank and I waded to this sorry shore.

Those cheeky forest spirits stole one of my earrings when everything was going missing, but it wasn't with everything else when I went to check. I've searched this freaking town from top to bottom ever since, and not a single precious glint has caught my eye!

It's a nightmare! The tragedy of the ages!

I've been scouring this dump for too long to come up empty, so now, I have no choice but to involve you all in my woeful hardships.

Cuz this earring? It's not just another normal earring, okay. It's a family heirloom passed down through the generations: a MAGIC earring.

One day, I'll give it to a super cute, amazing, totally-hot-for-me chick, and we'll be soul married on the supernatural plane in order to maintain Earth's proper balance, so you absolutely have to help me find it!

Right now!

The Earth is at stake!

If the one who finds it is a total babe, I may even let you keep it. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[It is, in fact, just another normal earring. Masaomi and all of his accessories are the opposite of magical. But it's also one of the only things he has left from when he was alive, so Masaomi is milking this for all its worth. Help him find his jewelry, guys.]

Comments

un: rlutece

[originallutece]

I don't know why you're worried about a family heirloom. It's not as if you can pass it down to your child. Or, frankly, have much of a chance of gaining a spouse here.

[mellowyellow]

You can't just dash a guy's hopes like that! That chance is all any man's got, alive or dead!

[originallutece]

Learn to live with disappointment.

[mellowyellow]

There's gotta be a better way to vet roommates.

[originallutece]

Who said anything about roommates?

[mellowyellow]

You're the one living with disappointment when you're worth so much more, you know.

You are a high class lady right out of an old school romance novel! Don't settle like that!

@regina

[itselbitch]

um
I think I'm your bride to be? if this earring I found is what you're missing

but despite the username I'm not a chick

unless you count the three times I did drag

[mellowyellow]

If you have to ask, then it doesn't count!!!

The earring tho! You have it? Seriously? A super classy stud, just like me??

@wayne

[pearlstrings]

Like Cinderella?

[mellowyellow]

Cinderella wishes she was lucky enough to soul marry me. Prince Charming just doesn't have that Masaomi-brand swagger!

[pearlstrings]

But you're the one looking for your magic earring. Doesn't that make you Cinderella?

[mellowyellow]

[Bruce can't see Masaomi's lips purse into an unhappy pout. He is not the princess, okay. He saves the princesses because he is a dashing knight who is not at all in denial about his cold family and cruel stepsister information broker.]

Only if you're my cheery rat sidekick here to sing me a dress-making song.

[pearlstrings]

[Sorry Masa, them's the breaks]

Weren't they all mice?

[mellowyellow]

That's what Disney wants you to think.

text, @purrsona

[survivaltricks]

I think I found it.

[note: he did not find it]

[mellowyellow]

[Naughty boy.]

Really? For serious?? It's still intact, right? You didn't break it out of jealousy or anything?!

[survivaltricks]

No, but it was tempting. If I return it, do I get a reward?

[mellowyellow]

.............I can give you the yellow gel pen.

[Because that one's hard to write with anyway.]

[survivaltricks]

Red or no deal.

[does he even have a red gel pen akira!!]

[mellowyellow]

[YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, PURRSONA.]

Fine.

But you have to draw me something with it, and you only get to keep the pen if I like the drawing!

@hello

[lunchbreaks]

Dearest Masaomi,
I'm so sorry you've lost your earring. They'd stolen some items of mine as well. I'll keep an eye out for you. What did it look like?
Yours,
Aziraphale.

[mellowyellow]

Um.

You don't have to do that. That "dearest" and "yours" crap. I'm nobody's dearest anything!

Do look for the earring though. It's cataclysmic levels of important!!

It's a metal stud! Silver not gold so it stands out more! And it's super clean. Cleaner than anything you'll find here! I had to make sure everyone could still see it in the dark.

There's no point in being flashy if your accessories don't flash!

[lunchbreaks]

[ Congrats, you have the least helpful descriptions yet. ]

Masaomi -

I will look for it. Is there anything on the stud?

-Aziraphale.

[mellowyellow]

[Yeah. You'd think if it's so important, he'd be taking this more seriously. Oh well.]

It's a star! A silver star! Like I could pick any other shape and still be me.

[lunchbreaks]

Masaomi,
Right, of course. Silly question, that.

I'll keep a weather eye out.
-Aziraphale.