[audio] @kingofwei

[pure_havoc]

For anyone interested, I am in the Invincible bar with a gift from the spirits.

Earlier this month, before our descent to the Helix station, I was given a bottle of wine. But it turns out that this bottle is never empty. I can drink the entire thing and it is still full. It is pretty good wine, as far as I can tell, but the point is, I can serve everyone and still have more. At a time like this, I think we need it.

Do visit the Invincible. I will play host for most of today. If you wish for tales of what we accomplished under the water, it will take a few bottles of this wine before I will explain.

[no need to respond to his call, just stop by and have a drink or...a lot of drinks. He will chat with anyone on the network who wants to, though.]

Comments

@elvira

[vampirella]

the most i've ever gotten from spirits lately is grievous injury, and one's out here giving you endless wine?

( bullshit, tbh. )

[pure_havoc]

Yes. It sounds strange, I'm sure, but it is true. You are welcome to see it for yourself.

[vampirella]

you can't tell me you're not the tiniest bit suspicious it's secretly poison and/or the blood of their friends or something

[pure_havoc]

the thought had crossed my mind at first, but I risked a taste. It is simply wine. It came on the heels of the fellow with the enchanted musical instrument, so there was precedent for it being innocuous.

Basically, I will accept the gift until and unless it fails me.

[vampirella]

sounds like a good way to get cursed if you ask me, but, to each their own

...is it any good? what kind of vintage are we talking?

[pure_havoc]

At this rate any curse bestowed by a bottle of wine is not going to be anywhere near as awful as every other real curse laid upon us so far.

It's slightly above average in flavor, but quite potent. The bottle is quite old and foggy, no label like the ones in the bar.

[vampirella]

that's literally just asking to get cursed worse, my dude

and you haven't gone bald or lost all your teeth drinking it?

( because now she's curious. she's a girl that does love her wine. )

[pure_havoc]

not as of yet, but there's always tomorrow.

[taking the shit because he can]

[vampirella]

and you figure it's worth the risk?

( goddamn it. he's really selling her on this now. )

[pure_havoc]

The only thing I will not accept responsibility for is hangovers. Those are on those who wish to drink. I cannot possibly know a person's limits, what with death and trauma to balance out.

[vampirella]

if the worst that comes out of that bottle is a hangover, i think i can handle it

[pure_havoc]

Then I shall expect to see you soon...?

[vampirella]

i guess you will

( HOW DID SHE GET SUCKERED INTO DRINKS WITH THE EMPEROR... cao pi 1, cat vamp 0. )