@fuckthis (text)

[evocation]

hey
so me and wash and gene were gonna go on an adventure in the woods
see what we can find, you know?
but we're looking for a couple of people to bring with us
maybe two or three
gene's a medic, wash is a marine, and i'm a wizard with experience dealing with monsters and nasty magic
anyone that thinks they could round that out would be great
but no serial killers or anyone that would like
murder us in our sleep
and sorry, but no kids yet
i know some of you are gonna argue that, but we have no idea what we're dealing with and we don't want that on our consciences
anyway, let us know
thanks

Comments

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don't make me kick that chair leg out from under you

[hardwearing]

That'd be a waste of perfectly good furniture.
Seriously, though, why are we texting?

[ He's looking at you, Nate. ]

1/2

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[ Nate looks up from his tablet, making eye contact, and types: ]

because

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[ All right, relenting now. ]

She started it.

[hardwearing]

[ Wash grins, then scrolls up on his tablet and turns it towards Nate to show that he made the first comment. ]

I think you both started it. You're coming, though, right?

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[ Don't you bring these receipts out, Wash. Don't you dare. ]

Yeah, 'course I am. I'd be offended if I wasn't invited.