networkinthenight | [text] @winchester; backdated to march 7th.

Hey. My name is Sam and I've been here for about a month now. [ Give or take a few days. ]

So, it's been requested of me and my brother Dean to help out a little where we can, using the skills we have. [ Not a problem there. But here's where it gets a little dicey ... it's no secret that he and Dean hunt the supernatural, but it doesn't exactly bring him great comfort having to publicly out themselves, especially given some of their experiences with the FBI in the past. Thing is, if it gains them a little credit to their offer, Sam sees no other choice in this matter. And hey, maybe they won't have to go undercover as agents and health inspectors anymore.

Here goes: ] I'd say we're both pretty experienced in combat and defence. Back home we're hunters so dealing with spirits like this is kind of our M.O. Haven't really figured out what manner of spirit this is yet, but Rastus thought it wouldn't do anyone harm to learn a little defence training, so we're opening that up to anyone interested in maybe getting a few tips from us.

Right now we wanna get a headcount for interest. More details to follow. If anyone's got any questions, we're here to answer them too.

Oh and one more thing: my brother and I are gonna be out of town for a few days if anyone's looking to see us in person. If all goes well, we'll be back soon.

Thanks for your time.

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Alright, Ledzeppelin. Are there's any guns in that arsenal and would you know how to teach someone how to use it? When you mention lore, is it information about this place?

Why plaid?

Why ghost hunting? There are no ghosts here.

u picked that username urself huh

( he just calls 'em as he sees 'em. )

no i hunt with my fists of course there are guns if u got hands u can learn to shoot we don't know anymore about the lore of this place than you do so no, mostly we deal in supernatural lore there ain't ghosts YET hunters wear plaid just think of it like a camp uniform

( DON'T QUESTION IT. )

It's better than yours, unless you're literally in Led Zeppelin.

So, it's a lesson about the lore from your world. Got it, thanks. You could have just mentioned that in the poster, that you're willing to share stories from where you're from and not call it 'lore'. That's really very ambiguous.

I was just thinking that most of us only have the clothes we died in. And whatever coats and mittens we could find at the general store, so maybe trying to make everyone wear something they have no chance of actually getting their hands on, is a little weird? Not that there's anything wrong with plaid, I have good friends who wear plaid.

first of all how dare you second this establishment ain't gonna tolerate disrespect of zepp third our lore is very fucking real it aint just STORIES fourth did u just #notalldeadmenwearplaid me

Geez, I wasn't. They made a few good songs? Happy?

- Here- it is. All of our lore is. It might be really fucking important back home, but here it's just stories.

What? Yes? No? A little? Just, where do you expect everyone to get it from? The plaid store? Hunters Finest? There's nothing like that here. Did YOU die in plaid?

a FEW???? they're LEGENDS pal do u also think the beatles only made a FEW good songs

( not that dean's the biggest beatles fan, but the point remains that their discography is solid. iconic, even. )

listen we ain't about to sit around a campfire and tell ghost stories but there's plenty of practical knowledge to be gained from lore

( eugh he sounds like sam. moving on. )

of course i died in plaid what do u take me for some kinda bougie millennial just check the pawn shop man

The Beatles are okay, I guess. And the lyrics are surprisingly profound. I've just heard better, is all.

Like what? I've got lore, too, but it doesn't exactly help here. Because I've never met anything like these spirits before and maybe you HAVE. But if you have, why not just tell us?

Just what the hell is wrong with millennials?

( this is unbelievable. the gall! )

you've heard better really drop a name i'll wait haven't seen spirits exactly like this but they're close enough to some of the things we've seen back home vengeful spirits, poltergeists, angry gods with a taste for human flesh what ISN'T wrong with millennials they ain't got taste for one, no respect for the classics

( he says this knowing full well that his brother is, technically, a millennial. seriously, sam loves celine dion and installed an ipod jack into his car while he was being tortured in hell. the disrespect. )

Taylor. Swift.

[Boom, done!]

Wait, you've met gods? And not the feel-good and nice kind, but the real ones?

Not everything was better in the old days? I'll give you that books were better, maybe. Most of the time. And the music was different, but different isn't always better. Sometimes, it's just old shit instead of new shit.

( yeah, he definitely just threw up in his mouth a little. )

never speak to me again

( i mean, he's mostly kidding since he keeps responding. but don't think he'll forget about this sacrilege, quentin. )

there are no feel-good nice kind they're all grade A douchebags ugh youre starting to sound like my brother

( which is basically dean-speak for: you make a surprisingly valid point but i refuse to acknowledge it. )

I'm not even speaking to you NOW.

[The 'asshole' at the end of that sentence is implied.]

Right? That's what I've been trying to tell everyone, but no one wants to believe it. That Gods are just massive dicks. Except for the one Aziraphale knew. She seems nice.

... I don't even know what that means.

[text] @winchester; backdated to march 7th.

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