[text] @winchester; backdated to march 7th.

[helled]

Hey. My name is Sam and I've been here for about a month now. [ Give or take a few days. ]

So, it's been requested of me and my brother Dean to help out a little where we can, using the skills we have. [ Not a problem there. But here's where it gets a little dicey ... it's no secret that he and Dean hunt the supernatural, but it doesn't exactly bring him great comfort having to publicly out themselves, especially given some of their experiences with the FBI in the past. Thing is, if it gains them a little credit to their offer, Sam sees no other choice in this matter. And hey, maybe they won't have to go undercover as agents and health inspectors anymore.

Here goes: ] I'd say we're both pretty experienced in combat and defence. Back home we're hunters so dealing with spirits like this is kind of our M.O. Haven't really figured out what manner of spirit this is yet, but Rastus thought it wouldn't do anyone harm to learn a little defence training, so we're opening that up to anyone interested in maybe getting a few tips from us.

Right now we wanna get a headcount for interest. More details to follow. If anyone's got any questions, we're here to answer them too.

Oh and one more thing: my brother and I are gonna be out of town for a few days if anyone's looking to see us in person. If all goes well, we'll be back soon.

Thanks for your time.

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[cained]

( ambrose pls. he's old and tired. )

well ain't that a pickle
it's almost like there's a difference between murder and self-defense
if u can't tell the difference u might not wanna be cozying up to hunters

[helled]

Come on, Dean. Go easy on them.

The point does stand though. No one's going to be targeted and no one training with us is going to be in danger of being killed so long as we all agree to civil.

[ Step out of line, however, and hey — Sam's still a hunter. So. ]

[necromantiae]

( sorry dean, it's been a long few weeks, he needs a little fun. )

right right, i had my vocabulary mixed up. thanks for setting me straight.

so neither of you are magical but you know magic?

[cained]

something like that

sam's practically witchypoo's little apprentice, it's just fucking adorable

( but how rowena came to be one of their closest allies is a long and, frankly, very complicated story, so he won't get into it. )

[necromantiae]

so, he's got some magical ability? do i have some competition now? oh no, i might have to practice.

( wouldn't want to lose his spot as cutest magic user. )

[helled]

[ Dean!!11! X( ]

No, no I don't have magical abilities

Just a good memory for incantations and ingredients

[ Please — by all means, keep that spot, Ambrose. ]

[necromantiae]

but you know magic users?

present company excluded, of course.

[cained]

oh sure witches love us we got em lined up out the door

[necromantiae]

really now?

and what makes you lot so special? just in case i want to line up too.

[helled]

We've been known to team up with a few witches in our time

I don't think it has anything to do with how special or not we are.

[ They're just regular folks!!! HONEST ]

[necromantiae]

you know, that was your chance to tell me you were super special and cool and make me believe it.

[cained]

( cmon sam, way to fumble the ball. )

it's all in the winchester genes pal
we tend to attract beings of cosmic and supernatural power

[necromantiae]

is that how you both got here?

attracted the wrong beings and got yourselves killed?

[cained]

story of our lives
this ain't our first afterlife rodeo

[necromantiae]

it's not.
well that sounds like a story.
what do i have to do to get that story?

[cained]

behave yourself and maybe we'll tell you

[necromantiae]

oh, but that's no fun. i don't know how to behave myself most of the time.