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[burstmodes]

[ this is most definitely a useless post. look, he doesn't have anything useful to contribute just yet except the art of making conversation. ]

hey everybody
is it just me or does this feel like the beginning of some freaky horror game?
not that i'm saying this is a game
cuz it's not
but a lot of scary ones kind of start out like this
next we're gonna find clues to some tragic backstory and then i dunno
that lady at the lighthouse is gonna come in to either save the day or torture us
( and for the record i really really really hope the second part's not true )

anyway uh
i figured this would be a good way to introduce ourselves maybe
and throw out whatever skills we have to contribute to this whole thing
i'm not really the leader type
but i'm sure people are already trying to figure stuff out
me and my friends are...

right right skills
if anybody's got questions or needs someone with good aim just hit me up
guns are sort of my thing ✌️
or i guess if you need somebody to talk to i'm a pretty good listener too

Comments

[broplaints]

I lost count when were 17

I didn't say I was going to
Only that I probably could

[burstmodes]

EXACTLY!!!!

you can't list "probably could" skills
cuz then i could list a whole bunch of stuff
like kicking my best friend's butt as a skill

[broplaints]

Name one time you actually kicked my butt at something
And you can list it

[burstmodes]

uhhh
well you know there was that one time when

[ at least a couple minutes go by. ]

never mind
it's a dumb skill to list anyway!!

[broplaints]

That's what I thought

[burstmodes]

haha don't rub it in
you're still a jerk

[broplaints]

Maybe I should have listed that as a skill

[burstmodes]

too late
but everyone's gonna know about it anyway

[broplaints]

Yeah?
Gonna start telling everyone how awesome I am?

[burstmodes]

nope
gonna tell em how much you're the worst
not even best friend material anymore

[broplaints]

Damn, Prompto
Tell me how you really feel

[burstmodes]

well it's definitely not that
you know i'm just teasing

[broplaints]

Do I?
Do I really?

[burstmodes]

yeah 😤
what do i have to do to prove it??

[broplaints]

I just don't know, Prom
That one hurt

[burstmodes]

what come on
i'll take it back
and do whatever you want me to do
you know i would never mean that in a million years

[broplaints]

Whatever I want, huh?

[burstmodes]

that's what i said!
anything

[broplaints]

I'll have to think about it

[burstmodes]

don't think about it too long
i might forget about it by then

[broplaints]

Oh so there's a time limit now
How long is your memory these days?

[burstmodes]

the worst
pretty soon i won't even remember my own name
i'm just withering away noct

[broplaints]

Man, that bad huh?
Guess it's time to start training a new best friend

[burstmodes]

so you really do wanna replace me

[broplaints]

Nah
No one else would put up with me