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[burstmodes]

[ this is most definitely a useless post. look, he doesn't have anything useful to contribute just yet except the art of making conversation. ]

hey everybody
is it just me or does this feel like the beginning of some freaky horror game?
not that i'm saying this is a game
cuz it's not
but a lot of scary ones kind of start out like this
next we're gonna find clues to some tragic backstory and then i dunno
that lady at the lighthouse is gonna come in to either save the day or torture us
( and for the record i really really really hope the second part's not true )

anyway uh
i figured this would be a good way to introduce ourselves maybe
and throw out whatever skills we have to contribute to this whole thing
i'm not really the leader type
but i'm sure people are already trying to figure stuff out
me and my friends are...

right right skills
if anybody's got questions or needs someone with good aim just hit me up
guns are sort of my thing ✌️
or i guess if you need somebody to talk to i'm a pretty good listener too

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[burstmodes]

haha it's okay
she probably isn't reading this exact thing
and i doubt she's into torture since like you said we've already got a lot going on

okay okay
all that stuff is really good to know considering
but uh
how tall is tall exactly?

[sunborne]

[ yeah! he's glad that he got that right.

and daylight might as well get this out of the way asap- ] Around ten feet tall, give or take. I promise to do my best to be careful when going into rooms or, you know, anywhere in general.

But yeah! All the shelves we have here? Totally not safe from me and my servos.

[ a pause, as if he's considering something. ]

Hands. That means hands.

Sorry. It's going to take a while before I'm used to proper human lingo again.