( text ) @viewfinder ; open

[burstmodes]

[ this is most definitely a useless post. look, he doesn't have anything useful to contribute just yet except the art of making conversation. ]

hey everybody
is it just me or does this feel like the beginning of some freaky horror game?
not that i'm saying this is a game
cuz it's not
but a lot of scary ones kind of start out like this
next we're gonna find clues to some tragic backstory and then i dunno
that lady at the lighthouse is gonna come in to either save the day or torture us
( and for the record i really really really hope the second part's not true )

anyway uh
i figured this would be a good way to introduce ourselves maybe
and throw out whatever skills we have to contribute to this whole thing
i'm not really the leader type
but i'm sure people are already trying to figure stuff out
me and my friends are...

right right skills
if anybody's got questions or needs someone with good aim just hit me up
guns are sort of my thing ✌️
or i guess if you need somebody to talk to i'm a pretty good listener too

Comments

@dysmas :// text

[chardismastic]

great idea

if only there was a directory for this kind of info

[ attachment.link ]

[burstmodes]

you know not everyone's gonna look at that
or care to
and besides what if you don't wanna actually talk to every single person listed there
this is like uh
a text mingle

[chardismastic]

so the people who won't care about the main thing are definitely going to when you decide to wrangle it
sure thing buddy

...do you not know how a list works
unless you're hitting reply all it's a one and done deal

[burstmodes]

hey at least i'm trying
almost everybody i've talked to so far just seems pretty :/

i'll do it my way and you can do it whatever way you want

[ he's got thumbs of lightning. ]

[chardismastic]

sorry the enthusiasm isn't catching on
you'd think people were coming straight from a funeral

[burstmodes]

no kidding dude
considering how we got here and all
but sitting around wishing things were different isn't gonna get stuff done

[ he'd done that for almost a half a year before finally getting his act together back home, so he knows how it is. ]

[spitefullight]

just ignore him.

he's just salty he had his head soaked.

[chardismastic]

glad to see you're still sticking yourself in places where nobody asked you to be

[spitefullight]

It's in my job description. Can't be helped.

[chardismastic]

"bratty waterboy"
slap that on a business card

[spitefullight]

I have a name, it's Elden.

I'd at least include my name before the water boy part.

[chardismastic]

hm

no

[spitefullight]

ah

yes

[chardismastic]

The number you have reached is no longer in service. Please hang up your phone and dial again.

[spitefullight]

Wait, what?

SERIOUSLY? Again? What's with this stupid thing? It keeps losing the stupid connection thingy.

[chardismastic]

[ it just does not get old ]

[chardismastic]

[ and Rafe just watches the sarcasm sail...directly over this guy's head in favor of things he never actually said. all right. moving on. ]

so lucky we've got you leading us on the right peppy path then