( text ) @viewfinder ; open

[burstmodes]

[ this is most definitely a useless post. look, he doesn't have anything useful to contribute just yet except the art of making conversation. ]

hey everybody
is it just me or does this feel like the beginning of some freaky horror game?
not that i'm saying this is a game
cuz it's not
but a lot of scary ones kind of start out like this
next we're gonna find clues to some tragic backstory and then i dunno
that lady at the lighthouse is gonna come in to either save the day or torture us
( and for the record i really really really hope the second part's not true )

anyway uh
i figured this would be a good way to introduce ourselves maybe
and throw out whatever skills we have to contribute to this whole thing
i'm not really the leader type
but i'm sure people are already trying to figure stuff out
me and my friends are...

right right skills
if anybody's got questions or needs someone with good aim just hit me up
guns are sort of my thing ✌️
or i guess if you need somebody to talk to i'm a pretty good listener too

Comments

[kungfuey]

You could say that.

[ This place is pretty much, everything her parents had prepared her for from the time she was four. At least that misspent youth of hers is paying off in death??? ]

You really think it's a good idea to have inexperienced people playing with weapons, trying to track animals through the woods or setting traps all over the place?

[ I mean... that wasn't a no? ]

[burstmodes]

well i mean
when you put it like that it makes it sounds pretty dumb
but if you do it slowly with people who actually wanna learn it...
might not be a bad idea right?

[ he's trying to be as optimistic as possible since, well, this place doesn't look like it's going to get any better. ]

[kungfuey]

It really does.

[ He's like an adorable puppy and she's grumpy cat personified. ]

I could maybe teach them some basics.

[burstmodes]

[ good thing he happens to be best friends with the grumpiest cat of them all. ]

yeah awesome!
what sorta combat stuff do you know?
i've got a little of that under my belt too

[kungfuey]

Military strategy and tactics.
Recon and surveillance.
Armed and unarmed. Melee and ranged.
Demolitions. Firearms. Most modern and archaic weaponry.

Among other things.
Some people have hobbies. I have this.

[burstmodes]

hey i think that's good stuff to have
most of that you listed are things my friends are super good at
but i'm the guns and tech guy
so i get you

[ and because he doesn't know what else to say: ]

do you do anything else for fun?

[kungfuey]

It's come in handy that's for sure.
Tech? Like programming, gadgets or what?

[ omg Scarlett that last question should not have been a stumper. ]

You mean outside of all that?

[burstmodes]

uhhh more like machines i guess?
i dunno hard to explain
but i use it to fight stuff

and yeah!
you gotta have something you do that's not all of that

[kungfuey]

Guessing you don't have that here?

If I did it was so long ago I can't remember anymore.