[audio] @mollymauk; [open]

[mollymocked]

[We open to the sounds of fiddling with his tablet.] Fuck- she showed me how to queue this up, but-

[Suddenly a melody begins to play, which nearly startles him. By the time, he collects himself, it’s already stopped and he queues it up again, and then repeats it on loop.] Right, so that is something I got from one of our gorgeous guests from a couple weeks ago. I went looking to see if I could find myself another adventure, because as lovely as you lot are, I get restless when I’m stuck in one place for too long, and this is what I have. Now it’s not exactly a location or even a hint at a location, but she said, and I’m quoting, “That’s all you’re getting until the tablets have GPS functionality.”

[He clicks his tongue] I assume that’s… a very complicated way of saying “until we get a map.” [You can practically hear him shrug it off like it's not any big deal.] Anyway. Has anyone heard anything like this anywhere? And which of you arseholes is bored enough to go on what’s either a wild goose chase or some sort of awful trap? Bound to be exciting either way.

[Come on, you know you wanna join him in some shenanigans.]

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[lunchbreaks]

No. Maybe you could look for them.

Say, where did you get this melody from, anyway?

[mollymocked]

I don't know if looking for something just so I can avoid it is the best idea, but better than tripping over it.

I got it from that Pluto woman at the Night Market after I told her about the mines, and why do I suddenly feel like maybe I'm about to find a connection between these two things....

[lunchbreaks]

If you find the mines again, I can assure you that I won't be going in.

[mollymocked]

Neither will I. That's someone else's party. I'll show them in and then be on my way. I've had quite enough adventures in mines for one lifetime.

[lunchbreaks]

Oh? You know, I don't want to know. If it's anything like the one we had, that was horrific.

[mollymocked]

Do you know what a gnoll is?

[lunchbreaks]

A... knoll? Like a small hill?

[mollymocked]

No, like a dog... man thing. Those were in the last mines I went to. So yes, I'd say you probably don't want to know.

[lunchbreaks]

A dog man thing.

No, I've never seen one of those.

Say, do you know anything of world eaters?

[ Considering he has a different set of flora and fauna apparently, that Aziraphale forgot about until the gnolls. ]

[mollymocked]

You mean from Exandria, then? Not... particularly, though I'm probably not the sort of person to ask. I know there's gods and devils that could probably be described that way, but it's not like I've read up on them.

[lunchbreaks]

Oh, it was worth a shot.

Where is Exandria?

Is that anywhere near England?

[ They keep changing country names, you know. So it's totally possible... ]

[mollymocked]

No, it's a... [he struggles for a moment, trying to come up with the term.] It's a world, I guess. I don't know where or what England is. That might be a different world... And this is so beyond me.

[lunchbreaks]

Oh.

I suppose it'd be too much to expect anyone here to know anything about the world eaters, but it was worth a try.

Will you let me know if they tell you? What you've gotten from the night market?

[mollymocked]

Absolutely. If it's big enough, I might have to tell the whole bloody town.

[lunchbreaks]

Well, I eagerly await the result!