[audio] @mollymauk; [open]

[mollymocked]

[We open to the sounds of fiddling with his tablet.] Fuck- she showed me how to queue this up, but-

[Suddenly a melody begins to play, which nearly startles him. By the time, he collects himself, it’s already stopped and he queues it up again, and then repeats it on loop.] Right, so that is something I got from one of our gorgeous guests from a couple weeks ago. I went looking to see if I could find myself another adventure, because as lovely as you lot are, I get restless when I’m stuck in one place for too long, and this is what I have. Now it’s not exactly a location or even a hint at a location, but she said, and I’m quoting, “That’s all you’re getting until the tablets have GPS functionality.”

[He clicks his tongue] I assume that’s… a very complicated way of saying “until we get a map.” [You can practically hear him shrug it off like it's not any big deal.] Anyway. Has anyone heard anything like this anywhere? And which of you arseholes is bored enough to go on what’s either a wild goose chase or some sort of awful trap? Bound to be exciting either way.

[Come on, you know you wanna join him in some shenanigans.]

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[mollymocked]

I've only really heard about them secondhand, but apparently they're nasty fuckers. They're the reason the town looks a little busted up.

[mindofathief]

So they're not really that common...

I can go. I can fight monsters up close and protect us. Is anyone else going?

[mollymocked]

Sarissa and Ambrose so far. Probably Jason. That's a handful of fighters, including me, which is good because the last couple of times, it didn't end up that way.

[mindofathief]

[He has no clue who they are, what they look like, and what they can do, but...]

I'll meet up with you when you're ready. My name's Duster, the one guy here with a limp.

[mollymocked]

You fight close-combat with a limp? That's ballsy. I like it.

[Like Molly can talk seeing as his default fighting method is BLOODLETTING.]

[mindofathief]

[A small hum. It's hard to think of that as something impressive when he's lived with it for nearly his entire life.]

I've practiced for years. Don't worry.

[mollymocked]

Excellent. You're hired. I hope you enjoy the wonders of possible unknown dangers that could kill you, because that's liable to be what we're gonna get.

But, by gods, it'll be entertaining.